If you want to be the best, and you want to beat the rest, dedication’s what you need. Thanks for sticking with us through the trumpet solo. In order to break as many records as Adele has, you need to be dedicated to your craft and willing to make sacrifices in the pursuit of success, records and warbling on about how bloody cockerknee she is.
One thing she is more than willing to sacrifice is her own appearance.
Which is lucky because she looks like a cross between Christina Hendricks and the forest moon of Endor thrown into a slow cooker with all the make-up ever manufactured by human hands.