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It's a big day for Anne Hathaway's ex, Rafaello Follieri - he's expected to plead guilty to all his dodgy business dealings later. So, obviously, it would be a good time for Anne Hathaway to maintain her silence over her suspiciously-timed split with Follieri. After all, when you split up with a man six hours before the FBI arrest him, you'd probably want the fuss to die down a little before you went shooting your mouth off about it. Which is why we've got absolutely nothing to report from Anne Hathaway toda... what? Today just happens to be the exact day that Anne Hathaway's decided to go public with her version of events? Right before Rafaello Follieri probably hears that he's going to jail for several years? And she's decided to do it by using a complex system of rug-positioning metaphors that don't really make much sense? Do go on.
You know, people only write diaries because they subconsciously want them to be read by federal agents investigating major fraud. So, bearing that in mind, Anne Hathaway is the luckiest girl around at the moment. Not only does Anne Hathaway keep a diary, but her ex-boyfriend is in custody for massive wire fraud and money laundering. That means - you guessed it - Anne Hathaway's diaries have been seized by the FBI as evidence! Score! The implications of this are gigantic - if these diaries aren't carefully protected then Anne Hathaway's deepest personal secrets could be made horribly public. We may soon learn of Anne's fears, her opinions on her co-stars or even that secret crush she's been nursing for the dashing editor of a British entertainment blog lately.
This week’s movers and fat people. Folded: Craig Armstrong (composer whose exemplary work is pilfered for every programme the BBC ever makes) The Greatest Raid of All Time (repeat showing for this documentary about a daring WW2 raid that may just have won us the war. Again, Jeremy Clarkson demonstrating why he should stay away from cars) Roger ...
Anne Hathaway has it all - a glittering movie career, a winning personality and a face that's just very slightly too big for her skull.
But there's one thing that Anne Hathaway doesn't have any more, and that's a millionaire Italian boyfriend who's been arrested for possibly telling lies about being pals with the Pope to trick other stupid millionaires into giving him truckloads of cash. She hasn't even got one of those. What an idiot.
Anyway, it seems as if Anne Hathaway bailed from her relationship with Raffaello Follieri right before he was arrested by the FBI and locked up on a $21 million bail. A lucky escape?
Not according to some friends of Follieri, who are now claiming that Anne Hathaway was the person who ratted him out to the FBI in the first place. Exciting, huh? Just imagine how much more exciting it'd be if a) we knew who Raffaello Follieri was and b) we gave a toss about Anne Hathaway.
If any of you have ever wanted Anne Hathaway as your girlfriend, perhaps a good way to start is by swindling various strangers out of millions of dollars.
Traditionally, we hear that Anne Hathaway goes crazy for that sort of stuff. Swindle a few dopey millionaires out of all their cash with a scam involving the Vatican and Anne Hathaway will be tugging at your underwear like some kind of lust-demented wildebeest.
That's what Raffaello Follieri has been accused of doing, anyway. True, he's been charged with wire fraud and money laundering for it and is being kept on a staggering $21 million bail because he's such a flight risk, but it did mean that he got to see what Anne Hathaway's hooters looked like. Admittedly he could have just watched that movie Havoc instead and saved himself a potential nine-year jail sentence, but to be fair it does look quite rubbish.
