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Suck Up The New Trailer For Batman 3 Batchumps

In about a year’s time, there’ll be a new Batman film for us all to get thoroughly excited about. Of course, it’ll largely be the same as the previous two Christopher Nolan directed films, with Batman needing a lozenge and Gotham City indulging in a constant, half-lit gloom. BUT IT WILL BE BRILLIANT YEAH BECAUSE [...]

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Bum! Anne Hathaway Has Wardrobe Malfunction in Catwoman Suit

by Mof Gimmers

Now that everyone likes Batman again, after years of thinking he was pretty lame, we as writers must cover every tawdry titbit concerning the imminent film, The Dark Knight Rises. If its anything like the last two, it’ll probably be good, which is irritating for people like us who want to slate stuff. It’s not [...]

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Anne Hathaway Chosen To Be The Latest Utterly Sexless Catwoman

by Mof Gimmers

People have been arguing about who was the best Catwoman. Most of them have been wildly wrong. See, Batman’s love interest cum nemesis is supposed to ooze sex. Catwoman isn’t just a pretty face – she’s a huge prick tease as well. Looking at those who have played the famous feline villain, it is a [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

This week in cool and crap. Folded: Daniel Radcliffe seems right up for a laugh (good on him for not taking the shinola too seriously) Advent (providing you have this advent calendar it’s the most wonderful time of the year) Twenty minutes of soundtrack brilliance (buy the whole thing on 7th December. Money well spent, [...]

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Anne Hathaway And James Franco Are Hosting The Oscars And Many Hope They’ll Recognise Their Faces Because They Can’t Quite Picture Them

by Mof Gimmers

Ah! The Oscars! The awards ceremony that means absolutely piss-all to anyone apart from those who make posters for films and rental DVDs. Having ‘Oscar Winner’ on your blurb makes you look like you know what you’re doing, even if you won the award for providing the best prosthetic ears or something. Anyway, Tinseltown is [...]

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Anne Hathaway’s Boyfriend Accused Of Being Mediocre Thief

by Stuart Heritage

At this juncture, it’s probably time we realised that Anne Hathaway will never fall in love with us.

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Alice In Wonderland – Movie Review

by David Scarborough

Tim Burton drags us down the rabbit-hole kicking and screaming in this adaptation of the children’s book Alice In Wonderland, managing to take away any of the wonderment that many may have felt for this beloved tale. You would think that the pairing of Burton with Lewis Carroll‘s famous series would be a film of [...]

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