It’s been well documented that there’s nothing Charlie Sheen loves more than a porn star who’s half his age. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham ticks both of these boxes nicely, with the added bonus that she’s recently revealed she’s gone under the knife to increase the size of her bazookas. It’s a match made in heaven, right?
Not according to Charlie, it’s not. According to a letter to Farrah obtained by TMZ, Charlie thinks the 22-year old mother and ‘backdoor’ aficionado is a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua”. If Farrah was looking for a quote to put on the front of her sex tape’s cover, she might have found it.