Remember Charlie Sheen? Oh, come on don’t be that way. Of course you remember him. He was in a few brilliant Zucker, Zucker & Abrahams spoofs in the early 90s’. Really? He was the ‘drug addicted bad boy’ in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Seriously? You don’t remember?
What about the drug-addled crackhead with more delusions than Piers Morgan and the glittering PR department that now handle Liverpool Football Club? You might also remember him for playing short-wearing, ditty-writing Charlie on the incomprehensibly successful ‘Two & A Half Men’.
See? Now you remember.
Charlie Sheen’s career has been a rollercoaster of drugs, porn stars and diamond-encrusted pay-cheques from the worst sitcom to hit our screens since television was invented, but recently he has disappeared off the face of the earth in order to film his new TV show Anger Management.
How strange it seems that just as Sheen is looking to promote a new sitcom, he should decide to weigh in on a debate that has quite literally been setting American homes on fire right across the country.
Is ‘Two & A Half Men’ any good without him?
From an objective standpoint the answer is clearly no. The show was never any good with him in it and it was only his off-screen antics that kept the show in the public consciousness. Subjectively, he seems to think that his replacement Ashton Kutcher is a bit rubbish.
Sheen called in to internet news show TMZ Live this week to dig his alien talons into the carrion carcass of his former show, suggesting that he was tired of playing the nice guy. He told the beleaguered presenters:
“I’m tired of lying… I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck… I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck.?It’s nothing personal… I just feel bad for him… He’s saddled with such bad writing.”
Oh dear. Poor Ashton. Poor Ashton Kutcher, who is currently going through a separation from wife Demi Moore after he was caught inserting his penis into a younger woman. Perhaps ‘Two & A Half Men’ just desperately needs a star whose personal life is falling apart.
It might distract from how shudderingly bad it is (and always has been).
THEtruth says
SHUT UP LOSER Sheen is AWESOME AND YOUR BLOG IS A PIECE OF SHIT, truth hurts i know..ha HA ha.
LeFarts says
Im sorry you have a small penis ” THEtruth” but you really shouldnt take it out on innocent people like the Michael Park just because he wrote something you disagree with.
Cookie Monster says
That your comment did not wrap-up with “FACT!!!!” means that it shall be treated with utter disdain. For the record, it’s not Michael Park’s blog, only his post. The blog belongs to Rupert Murdoch. FACT!!!!
LeFarts says
Thats all you got Cookie……….I have read many of your posts, some were phenomenal, but if that responce is the best you have, then sadly i have been let down………
The “FACT” of the matter is i dont care who owns the blog, and i didnt mention blog in anything i wrote, so you must of been responding to the needle dick who gave the first comment, But i did mention Michael Park, on which you chose to point out my obvious lack of knowledge as to who owns the rights to the shit written on this site, to which i shall say…..BIG FUCKING DEAL !!
Get a fucking life and quit trying to act like your shit dont stink, i could care less who owns what, i dont even read the fucking articles, i just come on here to post dumb shit in the hopes that even DUMBER people respond……..and guess what, judging by your post, im pretty good at it, congrats dumbass !!
P.S. if your comment wasnt directed at me, then just ignore all the post above and have a wonderful day :)
LeFarts says
You know what……….Ignore the P.S. bit of my last comment, just go with the original post and before you point out my misspelled portions of the comment, just take a look back at your comments, because there have been many, many flaws in half the shit you wrote, so with that……..take care retard !!
Will says
You are wrong because of LOGICAL FALLACIES *smugs*
LeFarts says
My brain hurts !!