Madonna. Stupid, canny, very bright Madonna. You can throw what you like at her, but like a wily old street fighter, she ducks and weaves before whupping your ass with a bike chain while your back is turned.
The swine.
See, after the hydrangea debacle, we all flung handfuls of faeces at her and hooted our traps off about how she was a spiteful, ungrateful git. And so, Madonna went and made video to answer everyone’s criticisms.
If you missed it, Madonna hit the headlines after a fan gave her some flowers which she hated. Sadly for her, she was caught on video rolling her eyes at the whole thing.
Now, Queen Madge has responded to that video with one of her own entitled “Madonna’s love letter to hydrangeas”.
Of course, this being Madonna, she’s more than self-aware and self-effacing about it all (she’s arguably the most self-aware human on the planet) so the video isn’t so much a grovelling apology…
…in fact, it isn’t sorry at all.
Just watch it, okay?
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JoeMomma says
That’s some double extra super wicked good acting there. Why hasn’t she made more movies?
Nonplussed says
Script needs work. Again.
Si Sharp says
ha. nice.