The Sex And The City movie was fun, but we didn’t like the way that nobody looked frighteningly haggard in it.
But someone up there is listening. The Sex And The City stars have all signed on for Sex And The City 2, so soon we’ll get to see Kim Cattrall‘s clodge looking more tired and wizened than ever before!
In fact, with the cast getting older as movies become more immersive, we’re sure that Sex And The City 2 will be the first movie where the audience gets a free HRT patch and a scoop of KY jelly on their way in.
Ladies, here’s some advance warning. In about 18 months, every single product that you’re ever likely to buy – clothes, food, face creams, tampons – is going to come rebranded to contain a pink and black image of a city skyline.
And, what’s more, for some reason this image will not only make you buy more stuff, but it’ll also fill you with the urge to drink cocktails and talk loudly about your sex life in the mistaken belief that you’re classy and sophisticated, when in fact you’re a dumpy 48-year-old recruitment consultant from Guildford who lives with three cats and nobody else.
This, ladies, is because Sex And The City 2 is coming out in 2010. And there’s nothing you can do to fight its power.
Thanks to the extraordinary success of the first Sex And The City movie amongst women who wanted to go and see a movie about sex that didn’t actually have any sex it it, rumours of a Sex And The City sequel have been around for months. But now it’s official – according to reports, the main cast have signed contracts tying to Sex And The City 2, and it’ll be coming out next year. According to Reuters:
Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis have signed contracts for a “Sex and the City” movie sequel, movie studio New Line Cinema said on Thursday. New Line said writer-director Michael Patrick King has also signed a contract to write the script for the latest installment of a money-spinning franchise that includes a TV series and a book by Candace Bushnell.
We don’t know about you, but in all honesty we can’t wait for Sex And The City 2. Here’s hoping that the movie clears up the following questions for us:
* Will Sarah Jessica Parker‘s face ever complete its slow transformation into an amputee stump?
* How far will the Michael Patrick King manage to utterly ostracise the man who plays Mr Big this time?
* Is Kim Cattrall ever going to realise that her ‘sexy’ voice actually sounds like a drunken transvestite stroke victim doing an impression of a ghost?
* Really, what’s the point of the ginger one?
Honestly, we’re on the edge of our bloody seat here.
Motleyjack says
Bea Estelle Rue and Betty together again!
kfarris says
and who cares if they are old, what is the age that woman have to fall off the face of the earth accoriding to you, what they hit 45 and they turn unimportant and not worthy of paying attention too wow the more i read this artical you wrote the more offensive it gets im going to say something to you that im sure your used to hearing from from the opposite sex your a sexist ass hole!!!!!!!!!!
sina says
Who cares what other people think about you? As long as you really live your life and your happy. Your really trying to point your finger at those people? There is no rule how to live your life. I tell you i’d rather be a little out of line sometimes than as stiff as a stick !
So go on girls ! Cause we never stop being at least a little childish!
F*ck Stuart Heritage says
I agree. I think the writer on this piece is just sad because he can’t get a girl. Even in his picture, he looks like a complete tool. He is just bashing the movie because he is a man. And like every other man, he is a complete asshole. Good luck with your love life, dickhead.
Michelle says
Sex and the City is a great movie. Its really not suprising the movie did so well; there is still a big following. Some people just really feel the need to hate on something that a lot of people like just to be different and rebellious.