Scarlett Johansson is rumoured to have been dating Sean Penn for the last two months. Therefore, it was no real surprise when there were pictures taken of the pair eating lunch together; lunch that had a happy ending; lunch for which she paid.
Well, cry yourself to sleep no more, dear hecklerspray reader/ squatter of the hecklerspray hovel. If the reaching rumours are true, you’ve just as good a shot as anyone at bedding the buxom baby Marilyn Monroe.
There were raised eyebrows at the news the 26-year-old and 50-year-old were less dating and more sleeping together for kicks and column inches. Our stomachs had just settled when these rumours were followed by ones of Scarlett dating Jason Sudeikis and flirting with Kevin Connolly.
Today, the bar’s been raised ever so slightly as Scarlett expands her bloke harem.
It’s being reported by New York’s Page Six that’s Scarlett’s dating Jeremy Renner; best known for his role in Oscar-winning Hurt Locker and that film about bank robbing nuns, or whatever, The Town.
After the two adults were foolishly seen standing near each other with drinks that were assumed to have lowered their inhibitions, it was decided they were sleeping together too.
From Page Six:
Following rumours of a hook-up with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson shared friendly drinks with “Hurt Locker” star Jeremy Renner Friday night. The pair, who appeared to be “good friends,” were spotted with a group at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont, just days after Johansson and Penn shared a cozy lunch at LA Cuban restaurant Versailles and then reportedly took an overnight getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
See – we weren’t kidding about your odds. You’re going to need an Oscar to get your foot in the door, though.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so three stinkin? cheers for that.
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chun says
Have you seen this video of thousands of Chinese enjoy a good rock concert in a European band? It is certainly not what Tibet, and Al Jazeera is not going to broadcast … I do not think is as important as the issue of Libya and Gaddafi, but it’s fun to see how China can not censor a good concert style with Muse, Suede, etc …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ZFy3x0FMY
Serge says
S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian future pediatrician doctor, pediatrician nurse license she obtained in 2008
Sue J says
Well, Hollywood always got a news for everyone. Here’s for Scarlett. She is one of the hottest hollywood celebrity. And to be with her is every man’s dream. We cannot blame SJ if she dates all men on Hollywood. Its our right. But, I hope I would be next.