Well, it must numb the pain of hearing your dad describing how he made you.
What a bad week for celebrity hash addicts. First, spade-faced swimming moron Michael Phelps was photographed enjoying a draw on a weedpipe. Now, a second celebrity/cannabis story as – who? Chloe what? Really? Huh.
Since the human/dolphin/ALF hybrid Michael Phelps was revealed as a crazy, pipe-chuffing partyfool, celebrities have realised that being pictured having a wang of dope can seriously raise their cool credentials. Sorry, our bad: we meant it can seriously make them lose a tentload of money from dropped sponsorships.
The News Of The World reports that they have a picture of ‘Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan‘s telly presenter daughter Chloe smoking cannabis from a bong as she sits between a man’s legs at a boozy party’.
No way! You’re kidding, right? That’s just unbelievable. ‘Telly presenter’?
So, what’s the reaction from Chloe Madeley the telly presenter’s parents?
After we showed the picture of Chloe, 21, to her horrified parents, the family had a showdown meeting at their mansion in leafy Hampstead, North London. Last night the couple gave a statement to the News of the World, saying: “We’ve obviously spoken to Chloe and whilst we – like most parents – are aware that kids her age sometimes experiment, it is always a bad idea.”
That’s right, kids, experimenting is always a bad idea. Tell your chemistry teacher that Richard and Judy said so.
Chloe herself has more sorries to add. Perhaps from between a man’s legs, she said: “I was really stupid. I regret doing what I did and have learnt my lesson”. We hear you, Chloe. Next time you’ll definitely make sure to use a slower-burning weed, which gives a much longer and more satisfying high.
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Matthew Laidlow says
Im glad that Hampstead is described as leafy. I’d be unable to sleep if I knew the trees were naked.