Pamela Anderson likes her men how she likes her coffee; slightly dirty-looking, unusually hairy and willing to marry her at a moment's notice – lucky for her that Kid Rock fits this bill perfectly. Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson got married at the weekend.

And the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock marriage was everything that you'd expect from a woman who made her millions by whapping her norks out at the slightest provocation and a rapping cowboy who wrestlers all seem to be quite fond of – it took place on a boat in St Tropez. And the wedding obviously means the world to Pamela Anderson, who even went to the trouble of not bleating on about animal rights for the duration of the ceremony.

It's no secret that Pamela Anderson was going to get married to Kid Rock – she even left a grammatically inconsistent message on her website telling the sweaty, hormonally rampaging 14-year-old boys that make up her fanbase all about it. And, while it may have been a surprise that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting married three more times, it's the sort of wild craziness that we've come to expect from Pamela Anderson, a woman who married her first husband after knowing him for 96 hours, then had sex with him a bunch of times while he filmed it and got rich off the money it made.

The whole pornography thing might be a bit more difficult to oversee this time around, since Kid Rock is fond of banning his sex tapes, but that's beside the point – Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married at the weekend on a yacht in St Tropez in a way that was predictably rock and roll. Pamela Anderson wore a white string bikini and custom Jimmy Choos, a fact which understandably overwhelmed one wedding guest, Jimmy Choo owner Tamara Mellon, who said:

"She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen – like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot. Kid Rock was a total rock star. He gave her a good kiss. Everybody was crying."

And as for Pamela Anderson, she took time out from writing about how much she hates greyhounds on her official website to give her take on the wedding:

"Now I'm definitely rocking the most…MRS ROCK…From Vegas to New York to St. Tropez. I was so happy to finally get here. But now I can't wait to get away from these paparazzi – I swear they just wait for the ugliest pictures to take. The best most romantic wedding of all time. Rock n roll wedding."

Yeah, those goddamn paparazzi. We can't believe that your plan to keep the wedding private by writing all about on your website and then giving a press conference about a poker site while actually wearing a wedding veil and then telling everyone when and where you were getting married didn't work. Didn't see that coming at all. Nope.

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Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Tie The Knot – People

[story by Stuart Heritage]