Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have allegedly been a top secret couple for about four years now, but you have a better chance of seeing Kendall Jenner wearing a bra than you do seeing them together. It’s been rumoured that in her divorce from Tom Cruise back in 2012, Tom agreed to give Katie full custody of their daughter Suri if SHE agreed to never talk about him and Scientology, and didn’t publicly date anyone for 5 years post-divorce. Crazy shit, right?
LOL of the Week: Kendall Jenner to be named Fashion Icon of the Decade
If you spit out your morning coffee laughing at the title of this blog, you’re not alone. At this year’s New York Fashion Week, Kendall fucking Jenner is going to be named Fashion Icon of the Decade, and we’re all wondering how much Kris Jenner paid to make this shit happen.
While I do think that Kendall’s fashion sense has evolved into something pretty good over the last 3-4 years, I would literally NEVER call her iconic unless I was referring to her Pepsi commercial. I have no idea what is happening in the world right now, but this shit is just a total mess.
Taylor Swift’s New Song/Video Prove She’s Just as Crappy as People Said She Was.
First of all, I know this is my fourth Taylor Swift blog in a row and I promise you that later I will write about Kim Kardashian’s atrocious spray-tan in Interview magazine, but right now I have some final grievances to air and it has to be done.
For years, many people–including myself–have been suggesting that Taylor Swift is secretly a manipulative mean girl who loves to play the victim and attack anyone who wrongs her by trying to ruin their reputation via song. With her new song, video, and impending album, Taylor has proven that–SHOCKER–we were all right about her skinny white ass (not body shaming, I also have a skinny white ass, so shut up!).
Taylor Swift Dropped Her Stupid New Video and It’s Full of Stuff
Well, Taylor Swift’s highly anticipated shit show of a music video for “Look What You Made Me Do” premiered at the boring af MTV VMAs last night, and some people are calling it genius because of all of it’s “hidden” messages. And by “hidden” I mean blatant and obvious as Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery.
Taylor Swift’s new video takes jabs at more people and things than the song itself, but makes no effort to be even remotely subtle. It’s basically the music video a spite filled 14-year-old girl would make as a creative project for a junior high art class…and that basically makes all of the sense.
Taylor Swift’s New Music is Here, and I’ve Got A LOT of Opinions
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. You know, you really had me for a second last week with those zingers at your ass-grabbing trial. I really liked you for about 30 seconds, but, as I predicted in that very blog, I knew it wouldn’t last.
Well, last night Taylor Swift dropped her new single “Look What You Made Me Do” and, to the shock of no one, it made me want to backhand her for so much fucking reasons. Let’s begin, shall we?
Taylor’s mess of a new song features such profound lyrics as:
Taylor Swift’s New Music Drops Tomorrow
Very recently, Taylor Swift SHOCKED the world by deleting EVERYTHING off of her Instagram account and unfollowing the few people she followed. THEN two days ago she started posting mini videos on her Instagram account of a digital snake slithering around.
Finally, today, Taylor dropped the cover art for her new album (or maybe just the cover art for the new single?) called “Reputation”, which will be released tomorrow.
Jay-Z Finally Addresses Issues With Kanye West and Solange
As you may or may not remember, not long before Kanye West had a meltdown and went in hospital last year, he went on an onstage rant about his pals Beyoncé and Jay-Z, claiming that Bey wouldn’t perform at the MTV awards if she didn’t win video of the year, and complaining that North had never played with Blue.
Jay-Z alludes to Kanye’s rant on his new album 4:44, but in an interview with Rap Radar the mogul finally addresses what Kanye said AND discussed that infamous elevator fight with Solange. Homie is trying to sell this album HARD.
The Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Cruise Performance Happens Tomorrow!
As many of you have probably heard, tomorrow there will be a total eclipse of the sun, which is very rare and, according to some people, very cool (I clearly could not care less). However, more important than the eclipse itself is an event that will take place DURING the eclipse!
Tomorrow, passengers aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise will hear the legendary Bonnie Tyler belt out “Total Eclipse of the Heart” LIVE as they sail under the eclipse! If I had know this was a thing months ago, I clearly would have signed up.
Could Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio Finally Be A Thing?
I won’t necessarily get my hopes up on this one, given that these two have been best friend goals since 2017, but Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio’s latest BFF vacation has fueled A LOT of media speculation (and extreme fantasy).
Usually when Leo takes off to his fancy Saint-Tropez villa, he’s got some hot blonde in tow. This past week wasn’t all that different, aside from the fact that the blonde in question wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, but rather long time partner in crime Kate Winslet.
Paris Hilton Defends Donald Trump…The Takes It Back
Paris Hilton is occasionally one of those people that I WANT to like, then she does some dumb shit and I realize I can never like her, because she’s a spoiled, delusional idiot. I think you can see where this blog is going.
Back in November, Paris did an interview with Marie Claire magazine that is for some reason only seeing the light of day now. In the interview, Paris did the impossible by proclaiming herself a feminist, then perpetuating rape culture all in the span of a few sentences.