The world of entertainment has lost another of its true greats, adding yet another name to the list of death in the last few months.
Following the hysterical splurge of affection for a man who just the day before was being mocked around the clock on Michael Jackson‘s death, through the shameful ignorance shown by the general populace on Steven Wells‘ death and after the rather embarrassing position David Carradine seemed to get himself into – before dying in said position – we have been left shocked by yet another loss.
Ozzy Osbourne‘s dog has been eaten by a coyote.
It’ll be alright – wipe away the tears.
The doddering metal god was saddened to learn that his little Pomeranian, Little Bit, was apparently eaten by a coyote. Why the animal thought Ozzy’s pointless excuse for a dog was something worth spending time killing we’re really not sure, but apparently that didn’t stop the demonic hound of hell.
But why didn’t the grandfather of darkness intervene and shake at the beast while swearing in an incomprehensible outburst to stop it from the (probably quite comedic to watch) mauling? Why, because he was watching the Michael Jackson memorial, of course.
So while Ozzy Osbourne was sat watching a tearful child, recently deprived of her father, speak publicly for the first time in her life – which happened to be to billions of people – one of his favourite pets was being torn to pieces by a naughty wild dog.
That’s quite possibly the saddest day that’s ever happened.
Here – look at something funny to cheer yourselves up… this will do.
A source told THE NEWS:
“Sharon and Ozzy love their dogs to bits. It’s like losing a family member. They are both devastated.”
And from the sound of things, the coyote loved it to bits too. Just for different reasons.
For anyone worried about the potential for wild animals to attack their pets – badgers are little fuckers, after all – the Department of Animal Services had these handy words at… hand:
“Wild animals are opportunistic, and coyotes fit this mould very well.”
Wild animals in ‘fitting the mould of wild animals’ shocker.
Tom J says
R.I.P. Doggy Dogbourne (if that wasn’t the dog’s name then it bloody well should have been, so now it’s dead anyway I’m just going to pretend like that was absolutely definitely the dog’s name irrespective of what anyone says).
Queenie7 says
The Osbourne’s Pomeranian was named “Little Bit”.. The writer of this story should be ashamed of himself for making a joke of the loss of a beloved pet…
I have to wonder if IAN Dransfield has any love for anyone, but himself.!!!!!
Ian Dransfield YOU ARE SICK AND I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE A CHANCE TO HAVE A PET WHO LOVES YOU SO MUCH ONLY TO HAVE TO DIE BY BEING MAULED BY A COYOTE!!!
imho I would laugh so hard if Sharon or Ozzy smacked you upside your head for your rude comments…
Tom J says
How could you be so inconsiderate as to get the dog’s name wrong? Doggy Dogbourne would be spinning in his grave if he read your harsh comments.
melanie says
that is pretty sad actually. and horrifying.