What do you mean, you've never heard of One Night Only? What about that album that was out that one time?
Or that set they did at that place? Or the way that bloke did that thing with the other guy and there was all that thing with the thing? That thing, right? It was massive!
Yeah, OK. I have no idea who they are either. On second thoughts the headline should have read, ‘That Bird From Harry Potter That You Still Feel Quite Mucky For Fancying Even Though You're Pretty Sure She's Been Legal For A While Now Hooks Up With Some Guy From Some Band’. You?d probably need quite a large screen resolution to fit that on though.
God knows who this guy is, but he's probably feeling really awkward about buying those Harry Potter top trumps and accidentally ‘losing’ the Hermione one. But you've got to admire his commitment to marketing.
What are these child stars going to do now their magical gravy-train is running out of steam (that's a gravy train that is magical, not a train that runs on magic gravy)? One of them is off to stab horses in the nude (that's him in the nude, not the horses. Although they probably are, what with being horses and all. It?d probably be more weird if he was stabbing horses that were dressed in tuxedoes or wearing leather or something), one is off making terrible films about how bad it is to be ginger, or whatever. No one really cared about him anyway.
Now it looks like Emma Watson seems determined to go the route of ?having it off with singers from terrible indie bands?. As Marie Claire witters:
“And when I was in the States, George was taking me through a lot of his music as he was recording it. I couldn’t believe (how good the music was). I’m a big fan. Everything he did was amazing.”
Amazing? That's quite a strong endorsement, and going on 100% of her past record, it's far more likely that One Night Only are a legitimately awful band, with a full-on preening tosser for a frontman and the capacity for self-aggrandisement that borders on the mentally ill. It's practically science.
On the other hand, it can't be easy on the fellow though. Not only is he the frontman of a scientifically-verified terrible band, but the next time this guy is out in public he?ll probably be ripped apart by a crowd of baying fathers driven crazy by the cognitive dissonance between their desire to fatherly protect the poor innocent Hermione Granger, and their absolutely raging hard-ons for the poor innocent Hermione Granger.
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Gabby says
This article is so insulting. Emma and George are both intelligent, talented, fun-loving 20 year olds. They’re just having fun. So what if they want to do it together. And by “do it” I mean, have fun together…oh forget it.