Ok, we're sorry. Honestly, we can't apologise enough to the legions of Muse fans that we might have accidentally upset with our throwaway comments. Recently, there have been a few choice accusations of calling Muse a poor carbon copy of Radiohead ? you know that band that awkwardly reinvented their own sound from OK Computer to Kid A and that marketing campaign called In Rainbows?
Obviously we're the fools. After a bit of research, have we realised that Muse aren't influenced by Radiohead. God no, instead it's all been a case of mistaken identity. S Club 7 are who inspire Muse on a daily basis!
Happy go lucky S Club 7 once released the feel good anthem ‘Reach For The Stars’ and after playing it on a loop continuously, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy has decided that he wants to perform a gig in space, going one better his pop counterparts.
Recently, we reported that Muse are on par with a wet paper towel in terms of rock ‘n’ roll behaviour. After reports of ignoring a smoking ban at a gig in Australia, we assumed that the next thing they?d attempt to do was not make their beds in the morning. In actually fact, S Club 7 have more credibility in terms of a band lifestyle. The male members of the band ? Paul, Bradley and Jon were cautioned for possession of cannabis. We imagine Muse get their kicks from smuggling flavoured teabags up their foreskin (they’ve got one between them).
However, we have to admit, Muse blasting in to space to perform for aliens and old space satellites isn't a total surprise. They did release Supermassive Milky Way, so the intentions of venturing into the unknown has always been there.
Playing a gig in space would be quite interesting, though extremely pointless. You couldn't take an audience with you unless they?d had space training and a live stream would probably crash due to the sheer volume of people wanting to watch the band floating around and crashing in to each other.
Speaking to a rag that doesn’t link back to us when they steal our articles, Matt Bellamy said:
“We’ve had some discussions about playing in space, sometimes very coherent conversations and sometimes very late at night, but it’s for real.”
You that old saying? ?In space no-one can hear you scream?? we bloody hope the same applies when a shit band attempts to do the same.
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Meh says
Shut The Fuck Up IDIOT!