Just over two years ago Michael Jackson died, and as far as we're aware, this is still the case. The cause of his death was heart failure due to all sorts of drugs sending his body into warp speed.
However, it still hasn't been established who killed him. Jackson disciples are pointing a gloved finger at Dr. Conrad Murray who is due to attend court in September in a trial we're dubbing; Dr. Conrad Murray: Moonwalking For Justice.
Will Murray be found innocent? Who knows? Will he be getting a fair trial? Probably not, as nobody could have avoided the extensive coverage surrounding Jackson?s unexpected death. Despite the trial being set for September, it's interesting to see that the Jackson clan has announced a special tribute show to celebrate Michael?s life. This does make us wonder if the family expect a guilty verdict to have fallen on Murray?s head, subsequently making the event in Cardiff to be a potential gathering for thousands celebrating a guilty verdict.
To a certain extent, we're looking forward to the Michael Jackson tribute show. The hecklerspray mailbag will feel a tad lighter as the commenters who normally leave us misspelt abuse on a daily basis will instead be in Cardiff with a wild look in their eye and a pint of Jesus Juice in the other.
This isn't the first time that a tribute gig has been planned for Michael. Wanting to prove that he can do more than just live in his former days as member of The Jackson 5, Jermaine Jackson tried his best, but ultimately failed. Perhaps advertising the star-studded headliner as Janet Jackson put the crowds off? If someone wanted to see an ageing person trying to be sexy and attempting to shock, they?d watch some grotty bongo film, or, her appearance at the Superbowl with Justin Timberlake.
So what's happening? As of yet, details of the event haven't been released. However a sickly PR person has told us of some sort of vision for the tribute show, but not why the event is coming to Cardiff. Perhaps Jackson had a fond love of leeks or something:
“We wanted to do something decadent and worthy of Michael’s musical genius, yet something fun and authentic that you would envision Michael attending with excitement and joy surrounded by talent that he respected and loved. Names of the artists playing will be announced in London on August “
So who could be the big name acts who?ll descend on the Welsh Capital in October? Charlotte Church hasn't had much work, so instead of opening budget supermarkets or waddling around with her knickers round her knees, she can return to the stage and sing unrelated songs about Michael Jackson.
Or maybe the services of the mentalist Jackson fan who's been frequenting X-Factor could be called upon.
One person who won't be attending the gig is chief family member, Joe Jackson. After falling out with everyone, he's pretty much an outcast. Though he?ll no doubt try and sell hooky merchandise in the carpark after the performance. Anyone fancy a Miguel Jaksun baseball cap?
All we can say is that Michael Jackson was indeed a hero to a millions. He was Bad by doing alleged dirty acts with children, Off The Wall with by continually buying tacky art whilst in debt. But he wasn?t Invincible.
Otherwise he wouldn't be dead.
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Dear Cardiff says
For those in or around Cardiff….run, run now, run fast, or at least shuffle quickly. And for the love of God hide the children! Michaels fans like to immitate him exactly you know.
Brandt Hardin says
Michael
d says
Wow! Michael Jackson is dead? Why didn’t anybody tell me?
Cookie Monster says
Of all of the links that people post in the comments, that is not at all bad. Interesting stuff, Brandt.
Mangosta says
‘Who was the King of Pop beneath the different faces?’
My money’s on Arthur ‘Good moaning’ Bostrom out of ‘Allo! Allo!’
bruna MJ says
God will bring justice all the wrongs they did to Michael. GOD AND THERE IS NOTHING go unnoticed by EYES OF GOD.
AND THAT DR. CONRAD MURRAY ANIMAL MONSTER, will be arrested, THAT DR. MONSTER is GUILTY AND YES will be arrested.
God will bring justice.
GOD EXISTS.
RESPECT THE MICHAEL!!!
Jesus Christ says
O…..K…someone needs their fucking meds. And you may want to google about, you may be shocked to learn that Murray, that saviour of our eyes and ears from the mundane bleatings of ole MJ, WAS arrested you nutter. Christ does listening to MJ cause pathological idiocy or were you born that way?
Jelboo says
You know, MJ fans may sound crazy and may say insulting things on here, but really, what you people are writing on this website is so