Michael Jackson’s death has now taken a highly sinister turn thanks to this manslaughter investigation.
It means Michael Jackson didn’t just die. Someone might have killed him. Accidentally. And probably on Michael Jackson’s orders. So it’s not a good time to be Dr Conrad Murray, the man who possibly followed Michael Jackson’s instructions and gave him the drugs that killed him. Boo to Dr Conrad Murray, the unconvicted, uncharged potential follower of Michael Jackson’s specific drug-based requests!
Anyway, police have raided Dr Conrad Murray’s home and office again. Twice more and Murray gets his own reality show. That’s the law.
Since Michael Jackson died, it’s become increasingly clear that he spent a vast chunk of his life blasted off his teet on heavy-duty pharmaceuticals. It’s because of this that his record label is rushing to release an album of his hits reworked to reflect this drug problem – for instance, Dirty Diana has become Dirty Syringe, Rock With You has become Rocks With You and Heal The World has become Compulsively Pump The World Full Of More Medical-Grade Anaesthetic Than It’s Physically Able To Cope With. It’ll be a hit.
However, because Michael Jackson was boinked off his turnip on drugs to a fatal degree, it means that someone else is probably to blame – and that’s why his death has sparked a manslaughter investigation. Now, on the basis that Michael Jackson’s addiction to painkillers began after his hair caught fire that time, that means he had a drug problem for at least 25 years. And over that time he must have been in contact with several, maybe even hundreds, of ethically dubious doctors willing to supply him with medication.
But only one of these doctors is thought to have administered the drugs that finished him off for good, and that’s Dr Conrad Murray. And that’s why police have just raided Dr Conrad Murray’s home and office again, as the New York Times reports:
Police seized cell phones and a computer hard drive from the Las Vegas home and office of Michael Jackson’s personal physician on Tuesday… It was the second raid on Dr. Conrad Murray’s offices in less than a week. On Tuesday, Chernoff said authorities in the Las Vegas raid were looking for “medical records relating to Michael Jackson and all of his reported aliases.”
OK, good. Finally we can understand why the police keep raiding Murray’s office – they’re just as desperate to discover what Michael Jackson’s aliases were too. Because that’s obviously the most interesting thing about Michael Jackson’s death, isn’t it? The man was such a raging egotist – he literally drove around Neverland in a golf cart decorated with pictures of his own face – that his aliases are bound to hint at different aspects of his life. We’re willing to bet that one name was Mr Peter Pan. Or maybe Mr Jesus Juice. Or Mr Horribly Disfigured. Something like that.
But anyway, back to Dr Conrad Murray. It’s clear that the police have their sights set on him, so he should probably resign himself to the fact that his home and offices will continue to be raided until officers get what they want. Or, failing that, some Michael Jackson memorabilia that’ll fetch a few dollars on eBay. One or the other.
dawn says
why so bitter against michael?
Please make the Whining Stop says
Dawn
I advise that you read a few other articles on this site, inwardly digest them and then realise that this is not a sychophantic celebrity love-in site. There are plenty of official and unofficial fansites for every celebrity both great and small. Hecklerspray provides a different, humorous take hence the irreverence.
Janet says
I agree entirely. Had this doctor not complied, Jackson most surely would have found another physician who would. Jackson was searching for Eternal Ecstasy. He found it.
Wench. says
Thank you for that, because all I had to say to Dawn was
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Rumbley's Pies says
Well said, ‘Please Make….’
I reckon that if Hecklerspray were to write an article saying that Peter Sutcliffe is a one-eyed, bearded, Northern, serial killing monster at least one knicker wetting tosspot would cry ‘ur just jealous! leave pete alone!’
Gapeach77 says
You’re an idiot.
mjinjustice says
why so bitter…because of empty ans unfullfilled life. otherwise he would understand the greatness…poor stupid author. hating the genius and humanitarian is easy. difficult is to overcome maliciosity…