This isn’t news that we wanted to give you, but there’s a tape of Mel Gibson screaming abuse at Oksana Grigorieva.
Yes, another one. The seventh, we’re told. That doesn’t seem right, though. Maybe it’s the hundredth. Maybe there have been a million of them. Maybe there’s just one, and it lasts for an infinite amount of time, and entire universes will be born and flourish and die in the space that it takes Mel Gibson to tell Oksana Grigorieva what a whore she is, and when there’s nothing left, the vacant plane of totality will still reverberate with the echo of Mel Gibson roaring about how many blowjobs he thinks he deserves.
Or maybe we’re wrong. Either way, in this tape Mel Gibson gets all shitty about Timothy Dalton. Hooray!
We don’t know how he’s doing it, but Mel Gibson seems to be making more abusive phonecalls to Oksana Grigorieva than there are hours in the day. It’s been estimated that, for every 24 hours that pass, Mel Gibson somehow produces upwards of 58 hours of shrieking, offensive abusive telephone calls. We can only guess how he does it. Maybe Mel Gibson runs a sweatshop packed with furious Indonesian toddlers who he’s trained to sound just like him, or maybe he’s just so angry that the traditional boundaries of time no longer mean anything to him. We just don’t know.
Either way, following the previous six hilarious calls to Oksana Grigorieva, a seventh has now been leaked. And, having exhausted the traditional lines – the oral sex fixation, the racism, the apparent admission of physical violence towards her – Mel Gibson has now been reduced to laboriously slagging off Timothy Dalton, who had a child with Oksana 12 years ago. Want to listen? Oh, of course you do…
Hopefully that’s it now. It sounds like Mel Gibson just doesn’t have his heart in it any more. He sounds knackered in this latest rant and, crucially, the potential to transcribe his quips into T-shirt slogans is also on the wane. What could you get from this one? ‘You offend me on every fucking level’? It’s hardly ?You should smile and FUCKING BLOW ME! Because I DESERRRVE it!?, is it? And would you walk around with ‘You fucking glum cunt’ written across your chest? Us neither.
And Timothy Dalton? That’s a bit of an easy target. Any idiot can slag off Timothy Dalton. We’re sorry to say this, but perhaps it’s time for Mel Gibson to knock these rants on the head before he completely runs out of ideas.
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GAIL says
Oh wow! cause dumb dumb realizes we know the tapes start in the middle..now she does one with the sound of the phone ringing..give me a break.
She is a fraud and deserves everything he calls her. If she cared about her kid, she would have just played the tapes in court. She didn’t. She was/is after money and I hope she doesn’t get a dime!
astonished says
This guy is incredible….regardless if she is doing this for money…no one deserves to be spoken to like that….I have a background in domestic violence and he is a classic!..nevermind not practicing the spiritual principles in all his affairs. Give me a break, there is a decent adult way to brake up no matter what the causes are and this is not it!….maybe no one would believe her if she did not tape these phone calls and leek them out. Besides this is not the first time we have heard mel rant. I bet his wife inside is thankful for his cheating and her getting rid of this bogus, fake hollywood freak! looks like mel has a long 4th step ahead of him, but hey it’s not my business, just dislike greatly the abuse factor here…….
WindyD says
The horrendous example that Mel Gibson is giving of abusive behavior is not a laughing matter. Perhaps, Stewart, you may make light of how Mel is acting, but then you will never have to live with a loved one who acts like that. (Especially a much stronger mate). How many women today are putting up with that kind of behavior? Many millions in this country alone. We are told, over and over, that, “No one will believe us” or “You deserve it.”
I was raised in a very strict Catholic household and was told that women were not as important as men. We should not expect to go to college or even have an important job (especially not be a priest). My husband put me down in every way possible for 20 years. If his words had been whips, my flesh would have been whacked off to the bones many times. I didn’t know that I had the right to take up for myself, but eventually got out of that verbally, emotionally, and a couple of times, physically abusive relationship–that I now call in my speeches, “The dark ages of my life.” Living with a raging alcoholic is worse than dying. A day never passes that I don’t thank God that I am not in that relationship anymore.
Please don’t make light of what Mel is demonstrating to the world. It is much more a common life form than many can admit.
And Gail, in your comment, I hope you never have to go through an abusive relationship, either, or you wouldn’t leave the words that you did. Mel is wrong for his behavior, and wrong in the way he treated a woman. Mel is the perfect Catholic male.
The Catholic Church is an evil entity because it teaches that women are not to be respected or treated as an equal–It teaches that women and children are less than human. I know, because I grew up in that horrible excuse of a religion. Perhaps, it’s Satan’s church. Only time will tell. Look at the pictures of the Pope, and see the emptiness and lifelessness in his eyes–all power, and no love.