Admit it, you probably thought that there weren’t any more tapes of Mel Gibson shrieking into a telephone.
Wrong. There are more. Many more. About 30 in total, if reports are to be believed, all recorded within a single 10-hour period. And if they keep leaking out at the current rate, we estimate that we won’t hear the end of Mel Gibson’s frothing lunacy until the middle of September. Which, since you’ve probably been bored of them for about a fortnight already, is undeniably depressing.
But still, let’s look on the bright side. We don’t have a copy of the Guinness Book Of Records to hand, but we’re almost certain that Mel Gibson will have secured himself the title of World’s Most Wearyingly Angry Bastard by now. That’s something, isn’t it?
The split and ensuing custody battle between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva is quickly turning into a horrible game of He Said, She Said. To recap, she said that Mel Gibson punched her in the face while she was holding their baby and broke her teeth, and he said something awful about how she’ll probably end up being raped by a collection of racial slurs and then panted like a madman for about an hour and a half.
By now you’ll have already heard all of Mel Gibson’s screaming rants. Or at least all the ones that have been released so far. There might be another 23 of them still to come, if Oksana Grigorieva’s claim to police that Mel terrorised her with 30 separate calls within the space of a single 10-hour period hold any water. Let’s hope it doesn’t, because we’re quickly learning that even something as brilliant as the sound of offensively sexist and racist old men losing their marbles can eventually get boring.
But, let’s just go with it. What do the rest of the tapes contain? US Weekly has answers:
In one tirade that lasted just over two minutes, the actor drops the F-bomb 23 times. Another bizarre messages lasts 13 seconds and “the words coming out of his mouth barely sounded like words,” according to Radar. Radar reports that Gibson taunts the Russian singer in one message: “Just making sure you're awake, if you were trying to sleep… Don't ever sleep again.?
Oh, who are we kidding? That sounds AMAZING. A tape where Mel Gibson says the word ‘fuck’ once every five seconds? A 13-second tape where Mel’s words don’t even sound like words? Where, in our mind at least, he sounds like one of those talking dogs from That’s Life? That’s BRILLIANT. We can’t WAIT to to hear ANY of those! Mel Gibson, you must never leave us again, you hear? NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN.
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Bosatsu says
30 tapes? Beware for the Mara-demon.
Mel has my blessings. Oksana should have stopped the outcome of the tapes by a judge. It is better for Mel has to Leave Hollywood Babylon and live a healthy life in Australia. Settle it out in court. And only for work he should go to showbizzland. All the rest is crap. Reportedly he confessed to Britney after the tapes that he is scared to lose his mind. Hollywood is the place where you can lose your soul. Every golddigger and “innocent” celebrety target knows it. Only fame and money is their goal. Leave Hollywood Babylon Sin City before you lose your soul. Mel is still the man. And I salute him.
p says
Apparently Oksana has been taping Mel since at least Oct 2009.
Mel decides to not sign everything he owns over to Oksana so she decides to blackmail him.
If I were Mel, I’d be pretty peed off too.
I read an article where after the alleged assault supposedly in January Oksana and Mel go on vacation together but supposedly she fears for her life…bla…bla…bla
I’ve never met a man or woman for that fact that hasn’t been furious when someone tries to take everything they have worked their whole life for.
Bottom line he didn’t keep his promise to take care of her.
Oksana is a criminally insane sociopath.
Joshaio says
I love mel gibson….i don’t trust oksana.
TODHD says
I think that Mel Gibson definitely needs a little bit of consulting
anonymous says
Obviously none of you know what it’s like to be an abused woman. If you educated yourself on the topic, you would know that a lot of women stay and don’t say anything about their abuse. They love the person and the person abusing you convinces you there’s something wrong with you. She probably kept giving him chances until her kids were in danger. You salute Mel!!!! Have you listened to the way he speaks. He’s at least verally abusive, racist, sexist and out of control. Mel said about 8 years ago that he suffers from bi-polar disorder. I think he needs to get that taken care of. He’s dangerous when he’s mad. It always amazes me how the woman is made out to be the villian. Maybe Oksana isn’t perfect, but no woman deserves to be talked to that way or hit. Men need to speak out against abusive men, not salute them! I think every woman should record a man that’s being abusive to her. Otherwise people like you discredit them and don’t believe them. She was wise to do this because Mel Gibson is so powerful and he would have bought his way out of being charged with abuse. Being abused by a man is terrifying. Too many women stay in these situations.
Ter says
All this bitch is his money, it’s so obvious. Abused & spending millions, she is the type that can overlook abuse if she is being taken care of & spending other peoples money. I don’t believe Mel abused her. She is a gold digger. She should be so lucky Mel even gave her the time of day not mention giving her his baby. She should have been sent back to Russia with all the other spies. We don’t need her in the US. I believe Mel will be forgiven & will be loved again very soon. Be stron we are praying for you.
Really? says
I think they’re both bad people, each in their own special way. He’s a screaming nut job, and she knew how to use that to her advantage.
aiche says
Someone needs to give this man a nice back massage, a dose of valium, and about 500 metres of duct tape.
valentino says
People need to stop judging Oksana, and posting all the bullshit about her. I believe she’s only concered for the well being of her baby as a mother should be! Just because Mel Gibson is a movie star and super rich doesn’t make a credible. I hope she fights him all the way for the lack of respect and all the shit he said about her.
Everything was handy dandy when he met before, he should have just called it quits with her and moved on like a man with some class.
Mithaearon says
Woah. Mel Gibson has fans. Who knew?