If you were Elvis, and you were dead but all these fantastic songs kept popping into your head and you just had to let the public hear them, you’d probably possess the body of your chunky daughter to get the job done.
And while you inhabited that body you’d probably use its hands to wipe away all the sweat you didn’t know your little girl had to deal with every time she ate. Like father like daughter.
When you weren’t wiping away the sweat, though, you’d use her hands to record the most incredible music the world has ever known. hecklerspray‘s theory is that this is where we got Lisa Marie’s two solo records from. That’s why they’re written so impeccably from the perspective of someone who died from a severe over-consumption of hotdogs and chocolate cake. Think about it.
But speaking of Elvis’ ghost – Lisa Marie still speaks to Elvis’ ghost. Isn’t that interesting? We have their recent summed up conversation for you on the next page.
Lisa Marie Presley had some beautiful kids recently. She pushed them out of her butt, and lo and behold they were twins! Moments like that are probably enough to make her wish he poor dad was still alive to meet them.
Lucky for her, then, that there was a medium somewhere completely willing and able to get paid to contact Elvis on the other side to arrange for a formal introduction. According to the Daily Star, this is how the conversation went:
“I would know his energy anywhere and this was him, I have no doubt. Not only was it his voice, but I could also feel the exact same love that he gave me when I was a little girl. It was so overwhelming that I started to cry.
“The medium comforted me with his words by telling me he was proud of me, the babies were beautiful, he’s doing just fine on the other side, he watches over me. After I sort of got acclimatised to all this and dried my eyes, we had this amazing talk. The most comforting thing he told me is that even though he’s not here physically any more, he is still with me and he’ll watch over the babies too.”
Now we know what you’re thinking, but Presley Jr isn’t just some sucker. She didn’t walk in there ready to accept any ‘Elvis’ communication as being straight from dear old dad. She had some tests ready so the medium would be able to prove absolutely everything she said. Allegedly.
From what we gather the tests involves Lisa sitting in another room stabbing various foods to death and seeing if Elvis could identify them on the other side. He answered twinkies across the board, so his daughter knew what she was hearing was true. She knew she was talking to her father.
What a very special moment that must have been for everybody involved.
L.J. says
Yeah, ’cause if Lisa really did decide to speak to her father from the great beyond, the first thing she’d do would be call the Daily Star. Of course – it’s only natural you’d want the world’s leading publication in the abnormal on board if you were going to announce a reunion with your dead dad to the universe.
PS. She didn’t push them out her butt. Firstly, that’s anatomically impossible, and secondly they were C section babies. Elvis’ ghost advised her to do it that way.
L.J. says
My comments aren’t going through. I suspect Elvis has something to do with this.
mst3kster says
I’m confused by this article. Has Elvis left the building or not?
J Bollocjks says
As a confirmed Elvis fan, your artikle disgusts me…
nan says
Shawn,
First, I would wager my paycheck that Lisa Marie Presley is better looking than or anyone you associate with. She is not heavy, fat and her music is awesome. Have you listened to it? The lyrics are from her perspective, not her father’s.
Secondly, I know that you are “making fun” in order to get a laugh. Your cruelty and sarcasm is very endearing… to those with a mean streak, and quite frankly, usually not very handsome/beautiful on the inside or out. It’s sad, but true.
If you must write crap like this to have a job, so be it. I feel sorry for you, but more than sorry, I find you pathetic. Get your facts straight. And.. get a life.
~Nan
Diane says
Your comments made me laugh, I feel you are a little person inside who is seeking attention.Do you feel tall when you try to belittle someone.Have you ever lost someone that you love.Even though they arent here anymore you get comfort by still tying to connect with them. Grow up and get a life … You little person ..
Diane
Mystic Lawson says
Well Well aren’t we the comodian…. NOT!!! I am a fan of both Elvis Presley and Lisa Marie Presley. And I found your article fouled and obnoxious. How little of a person you are indeed. Does it help you feel better to blatanly down someone? Are you agitated that there are people who surpass you in every aspect of life? Does it help you deal with you pathetic insignificant existance? Well does it?
ghostofElvis says
First and upmost people! Get a flippen grip, Elvis was a true southern man with pride and respect ! The nerve of people to speak their minds about someone that is true to themselves and when you Lose a parent as a child, u never recover from it for one.
Two, Thank God she lives her life on her terms and talk about how positive he and lisa are to a community were other look the other way~! I bet they can’t say the same about themselves.
Amen
fraaaaaag says
As an Elvis fan Ican tell you This is a load of crock shit!
ana says
oi