Lindsay Lohan has overcome her addiction to chocolate buttons. She has been in a proper rehabilitation facility, where no chocolate whatsoever is available. She has been abstaining from the hard stuff and, we have it on good authority, she has not touched so much as chocolate milk. She’s cured!
And by ‘cured’, we mean she’s nothing of the sort and she’s devolving into old habits. This includes hanging around her old crowd; in this case, it’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
Their relationship broke down once lesbianism stopped scoring Lindsay magazine covers. Samantha’s been bitter about that ever since. As we would be; we don’t sell magazine covers either. Despite a rocky relationship and a messy break-up, Lindsay seems to be having a little trouble letting go.
And by ‘trouble letting go’, we mean she’s playing ‘hide the banana’ and seems perplexed why Samantha doesn’t want to play along (FYI: lesbians prefer apples).
The only thing more fun than, say, Facebook/ Twitter stalking one’s ex-partner is stalking them in real life. Because stalking isn’t illegal when you’re famous, Lindsay took it upon herself to declare the state of her mental health by moving into the home opposite Samantha. Without Samantha knowing beforehand. And only finding out when she was blocked exiting her home by car because of Lindsay’s moving vans parked outside the opposite building.
From TMZ via IDLYITW:
Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, “Trust me, it wasn’t planned.” As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday, photogs tried to ask about the situation, but a frustrated Sam replied, “Dude, I’m way too p**sed off right now.” Why’s she so p**sed? Well, for starters she could barely get out of her garage yesterday, because she was blocked by Lohan’s moving van.
We contend, this is something for which Lindsay should not be arrested. We at hecklerspray consider it a public service to know where Samantha is at all times. Lindsay’s doing us a favour. A very personal favour, bartered in exchange for the melted chocolate buttons in our jacket pockets (we’re not enablers; we’re confectioners).
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, who is the only person on Earth who hasn’t been involved in some kind of scandal with Lindsay Lohan.
KaleMeh says
Crazy girl is crazy…
Shouldn’t she be moving into a jail cell right about now?
DORAHELEN says
I’M AFRAID THAT HER “MOVIE” CAREER MAY BE OVER! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS “POOR” DUMB WOMAN IN THE MOVIES ANYWAY..EVERY TRIP TO THE COURTHOUSE SHE’S ACTING OUT….NOT VERY GOOD ACTING EITHER..