You know Khlo? Kardashian right? She’s the one who got her boob out on TV. She’s the one who makes us angry because we have to put an accent on her name. She’s the… uh… she’s one of the Kardashians. Those guys. The identical rich women who totter around doing… uh… y’know… famous shit.
So what famous things is Khlo? doing now? Well, she’s showing excellent celebrity sympathy after her husband killed someone with the Butterfly Effect. No, KK’s husband, Lamar Odom, didn’t lob the DVD case of Ashton Kutcher’s ‘The Butterfly Effect’ at someone ’til they died. Owners of that particular movie are more likely to take the casing to themselves in a hope to end the ordeal of having watched such an awful, awful movie.
What has actually happened here is that Odom has managed to play dominoes with vehicles, seeing some poor sod getting killed at the end of the cause-and-effect.
Odom, who happened to be in New York for a funeral, managed to kill someone with the power of possibility while riding in the backseat of a car. The car he was riding hit a motorcycle, which then hit a pedestrian who, after emergency surgery, died.
Odom tweeted:
“Thank you for your support and prayers! My thoughts and prayers are with the young boys family.”
A bunch of flowers and a ‘sorry’ would’ve been nice, but whatever. His wife, Kardashian, added on her Twitter page:
“My heart/soul goes out 2every1 in pain from any suffering. Pray 4 all of the angels surrounding us constantly. May our spirits stay strong. Above all, love each other deeply, b/c love covers over a multitude of sins. Offer hospitality 2 1another without grumbling 1 Peter 4:8-9 Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. Our love will give us strength! Love conquers ALL!”
Ain’t that grand? A couple of tweets and everything works out just fine. A few keystrokes later and love manages to conquer death and the boy who joined that invisible choir didn’t die in v…
Wait.
A 15 year old kid died. That’s what this story is about. Jesus. That’s awful. Properly, properly awful. Oh no. What’s that sensation in the heart… it’s… oh shit! IT’S REMORSE! AAARGH! WE’RE MAKING JOKES ABOUT A YOUNG MAN DYING! WHAT HAS BECOME OF US! HE WASN’T EVEN FAMOUS!
AAAAAAAARGH! BHOOHOOHOOHAAAAAAAARGH!
*snot bubble*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH…
etc
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dog wover says
Why, why, why? In a world so full of filth and horror must we have to even endure the word Kardashian. Aren’t we punished enough?