Not so long ago, it was rumoured that Kelsey Grammer’s wife divorced him because he’s a terrible dad.
Well, he’ll show them. Kelsey Grammer wants to prove that he’s brilliant at being a father. And just to prove it, he’s got Kayte Walsh – his new young British girlfriend of about 38 seconds – pregnant. And, boy oh boy, Kelsey Grammer’s going to be there for that baby every second of the day come hell or high water. Unless, you know, he splits up with Kayte Walsh. Which is actually very likely when you look at it statistically.
It’ll be hard for Kelsey Grammer to cope with fatherhood at such an advanced age – there’ll be a screaming, bald, confused, incontinent creature in the house to deal with. But we’re sure the baby will get used to his dad eventually. What? We used that exact same joke about three days ago? Oh, screw off.
We’ll say this for Kelsey Grammer – he doesn’t hang around. When his bland, unoriginal, middle-of-the-road, unpopular sitcom Back To You was cancelled, Kelsey jumped right back on the horse and found another bland, unoriginal, middle-of-the-road, unpopular sitcom to star in. And this is apparently also a strategy he uses for the women in his life.
It’s only been a month since Kelsey Grammer got divorced from his third wife Camille – in a blaze of unsubstantiated rumours of what a shitty father he was – but Kelsey Grammer has already found love again. He’s met, and fallen head over heels for, a British woman 26 years his junior called Kayte Walsh. But Kelsey Grammer has been around the block a few times, so he knows not to rush into anything too serio…
What? Kelsey Grammer has got Kayte Walsh pregnant? Already? Oh Jesus Christ. People reports:
The actor, 55, and his new girlfriend, Kayte Walsh, 29, are expecting a baby together, her father told the Daily Mail and Grammer’s rep confirmed Thursday. “It’s great news and we are very pleased for them both,” Walsh’s father, Alan, told the U.K. paper, adding that he has not met the actor yet and found out about the pregnancy “a couple days ago.”
Actually, you know what? We’re pleased for everyone here. Apart from Kayte Walsh’s dad, obviously, because it must be difficult to accept that your little girl has been knocked up by an old man you’ve never met. And for the baby too, come to think of it, because its parents almost certainly won’t stick together for its entire childhood. But we’re happy for the other two. Sort of. We suppose.
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w w says
She was a baby when Cheers was on. Ewww.
Valius says
Some bad news. It’s difficult to be a good parent.