Assume for a moment that Ke$ha’s decision to ‘hand out’ 10,000 condoms at her upcoming tour doesn’t mean that she plans to have sexual intercourse with every man at her show either in a group or using some sort of complex system usually reserved for queues at Delicatessens. Have you assumed that? Good- it’s important legally.
Now assume for a moment that pop-twat Ke$ha’s decision to hand out 10,000 condoms emblazoned with her smug, self-involved, dripping mess of a face is in fact an invitation for every man at her show (straight, gay or just idiotic) to come backstage, queue up and turn her inside out.
Have you assumed that? Good- it’s important for comedy.
The “Blah-Blah-Look-At-My-Weird-Face” singer has announced that her new tour will involve the distribution of contraceptives into the crowd to give the male audience members the chance to defend themselves against the Sexually Transmitted Diseases which Ke$ha is also planning on distributing (in a slightly different way) after her performances.
This isn’t the first time that hecklerspray has reported a “sexy” story about the pop wastrel.
Apparently she has claimed that “if it breaks you have to name the son or daughter after me”. Given that printing things on condoms is proven to weaken their structural integrity to the point that you might as well not wear them, we predict that there will be a slew of day-glo kids with “Cunt” as a first name on their birth certificates.
Of course, to say that Ke$ha has sexually transmitted diseases and is handing out condoms with the intention of ragging the eyes out of every man that passes through one of her gigs is tantamount to defamation so at this point we’d like to point out that this is merely a joke.
A joke.
Much in the same way that Ke$ha’s assertion that her concerts are “a sensory assault” is a joke. As the silly, silly girl told?The Sun;
“You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter and, just maybe, you’ll get a special edition Ke$ha condom.”
Of course, if you don’t you still have to have sex with her and risk it. Would you risk an STD for Ke$ha? Thought not.
Best give that show a miss then.
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pozguy says
The STD rates of counties with large university campuses has risen by incredible increments in recent years. Overall the national young adult STD rates have also climbed.
Good example is the number on a largest STD online dating site stdchats.com has increased about 2/3 in 2008 to 2010. Even some celebrity are on this site!! OMG! Why so many hot guys&girls are living with H in the world?
Prevent STD says
Oh my! That’s just unfortunate. Kesha is supposed to be a model specially to the teens but she’s got STD? Well I just hope it would serve everyone a lesson.