Would it surprise you to hear 50 Cent eloquently address global warming, and make suggestions as to how the problem could be fixed if we'd all but switch to biodegradable and preferably bulletproof cars?
And would you be shocked to listen to Kanye West, from the other debate podium, discuss foreign policy like the implementation of cheap water transportation systems in the poorest of African nations?
Well would you? We want to know because apparently that's what's about to happen. Kanye and 50 Cent are scheduling a presidential-like debate for September 11 to coincide with the debuts of their competing albums. The debate will no doubt start out with a question-answer session, but devolve quickly into mad rhymes and sexually-themed verbal assaults on each other's mothers.
Mom jokes are never funny you guys!
When last we saw 50 Cent, he was quite tired of being shot. When last we saw Kanye West he was most definitely not flying in a spicy meal from the belly of a Whale. When last we saw them named together they were sparring over the political merits of one G.W. Bush.
According to some, that sparring is now going to get stretched out over two podiums as the two rappers publicly argue over who has the better new album coming out on September 11. It's a little cloudy as to whose idea this thing was, but Cent apparently thinks it was Kanye's:
"I accept the challenge. Kanye, he's not going to want to show up. Just don't be asking me if I am a conscious rapper. I know exactly what I am saying – so I am conscious"
That's very interesting Mr. Cent, Sir. Now please give us a moment to put all our money on Kanye. Debate topics will likely cover America's disappearing middle class, the virtues of coal vs. oil, and precisely whose fat mother sat on a rainbow inevitably forcing skittles to pop out.
Don't get too excited about this thing though – because even though Cent seemed to imply the whole thing was West's idea – West maintains otherwise:
"What am I going to debate about? I'm going to go in the studio and make music. When I heard the thing about the debate, I thought that was the stupidest thing."
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