Selena Gomez must really love her life at the moment. First off, she accidentally gets a crush on the 9-week old Justin Bieber and then, he goes and sticks his barely developed little mitts up her top and the world goes mad!
From that point onward, Not Mad In Any Way At All fans of Bieber started to send death-threats to Gomez, which of course, is what every girl dreams of when she gets a partner.
And now, to cap it off, someone has decided to hack into her Facebook and Twitter accounts. We can only imagine what some of her private messages entailed. Especially the one which asks “Is it true that you’ve cheated on me? THNX’
Gomez, star of hard hitting crime thriller, The Wizards of Waverly Place, got all hacked up by someone called Pkinj0r (or Prokill) who, presumably, has even less of a social life than a hecklerspray writer and the complexion of the crust that forms around the lip of a milk bottle (*solidarity*)
Anyway, this person (we’ve no idea whether it is a woman or a man… our bets lie with it being a bloke though because you wouldn’t bother learning the complicated language of hacking if you had some nice boobs to mess around with instead) hacked into Gomez’s official account and, while there, tweeted
“Oh yeh, JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!!!!!!”
We would have preferred salacious rumours about Bieber or, indeed, pretending to leak the nuclear codes from the Canadian army or something, but y’know, ‘JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!!!!!!’ will just have to do.
Gomez reclaimed her account, saying:
“Obviously, my Facebook has been hacked. My twitter has been fixed and everyone is working on Facbook [sic]. Love you guys!!!!!”
And so, it all got sorted out. Apart from the small fact that there’s a rumour going around that Bieber has (allegedly) cheated on Gomez with a fan, prompting everyone to assume that the romance is dead in the water. This of course, will thrill Bieber’s pre-pube fans to the marrow as they imagine that they might be one of the girls lucky enough to see his little winky coming at them.
Not to worry though! Glee’s Cory Monteith is apparently waiting, stroking his thighs in a sexy manner, purring ‘Selena, if you want me, I’m yours!’.
Or something. Anyway, there we have it – Selena Gomez is having a rotten time of it while Justin Bieber allegedly gets up to all kinds of mischief and everyone still thinks the sun shines out of his tiny little arse.
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Jipjang says
Well, is Justin really gone out with her ? :p but well don’t think that my jb gonna stop with that girl anyway! He always got heaps of girl always :) well never mind is he really gone out with her just really wondering if someone could tell the truth?
SJ says
You are hilarious! I accidentally clicked your link thanks to my dodgy mouse but what a laugh I’ve had reading – it must be fate. Anyway I’m off to slink back into my hole in the library but thank you for brightening my day.
SoNiC says
Hes a fucking skid dont worry he didn’t brute forced her password he just reset her email with public dox’s of her info which is legal so yah he fails and he was on a proxy which was a even bigger fail lololol He Should of gone on a vpn ..Hope Selenas People Get To Him :) He a fucking random and “SoNiC RuNz HiM” <3 Selena Gomez …… Me And HuNt3r Have Your back
His HF Account:
http://www.hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=629212
Thread of Prokill Saying he hacked her:
http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=969703
christna shores says
hey y u do dat to he
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Heather says
“Gomez, star of hard hitting crime thriller, The Wizards of Waverly Place”
Hard hitting crime thriller? Is that supposed to be a joke?
jamie says
dear ugly Justin B I wanted to tell you that you make me sick it is all your fault Kim and i had to brake up because of you iditot and such of a bitch hoped you die
tamisha says
Just in case you didnt get the sarcastic vibe throughout the whole article… YES, it was supposed to be a joke……
adele says
i cant belive that justin has cheated on selena its so not fair
sarah says
whoever wrote this article is a ****ing ****face who doesn’t deserve t0 express his ****ing **** **** *** **** opinion :)
Alison says
FUCK YOU JUSTIN!!!!! YOU ARE THE PLAYER!!!! IDIOT!
aaaaalllicea says
okay justin beiber is a nasty and horny mother fucker! and i dont even understand why girls like him?? i mean he sounds like a damn girl when he sings and hasent apparently started puberty soo uh yeah! lmfao!! justin just do us all a favor and go get a life and STOP singing it makes my ears hurt sooooo much!!!! to much screaching!!! >:(
sam says
I don’t think that Justin Bieber is not cheating on selena gomez i think it’s a lie. they make a cute couple she is so pretty. she’s lucky she dating justin bieber because their are tons of girls would love to date him. i wish i could go out with him. am sure am not the only one how would love to date justin bieber so stop making up lies justin is not cheating on selena gomez i don’t believe that.
wolfenditall says
Justin Bieber is gayer than when men started having sex with each other. i rather get hit by a pickup truck AGAIN than listen to one of his weak ass songs.
Q-10 says
i told u all he was a 2timer(i said that on the article about the death-threat message). he sucks like hell and selena deserves better. i am so sorry 4 u selena.
Aaron Stoll says
Justin Bieber is so not cheating on my 1# Star Selena Gomez. Stop cussing at Justin Bieber it is a rumor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!