The Jonas brothers’?dad would probably have loved to have?tattooed his sons with the triple X straight edge symbol in order to promote their squeaky clean image even more, if tattoos weren’t so disapproved by Disney.?
And I am sure it would have been just as successful as having them wear those damn purity rings.? Since we all know what a colossal fail that farce was, it’s not completely shocking to hear that some hardcore drugs have made their way onto the lips and into the veins of the once A list Tween sensation.
Middle brother Joe Jonas has allegedly been fighting some hardcore demons in the form of heroin and booze for the last couple of years.? Of course, having the loving family that Joe has, they have cared more about their money than his health.
This damn?Disney Curse is no joke.
Sounding very much like Mom of the Year, Dina Lohan, Joe Jonas’ dad has been putting the band’s tour, and in turn his paycheck, ahead of his son’s serious need for rehab.? And sadly, it isn’t only the dad who has been a total selfish prick.? Even Joe’s bandmates, his own brothers, have basically told Joe to suck it the fuck up in order to continue trying to revive their career. Friends of Jonas have been pushing for him to get help for a while now, telling family members that Joe is going to die if he doesn’t get clean.? Instead of being supportive and loving, the family has instead threatened anyone who may put a crack in the wholesome image they have all worked so hard to create.
Except what they all fail to realize is that the wholesome image has been cracked for a long time.? First off, they are Disney kids.? As the Lindsays, Britneys, Zacs, and more have shown- Disney kids grow into fucked up adults.? Secondly, no one has bought the perfect good guy ruse for a long time.? Those 13 year old girls who fawned over the boys 5 years ago and bought the bullshit Disney was selling,?are now 18 year olds who eye roll at the purity rings and are waiting for Kevin to admit his love for the dick.? And stories of Joe partying hard have been around for a few years, with an occasional sex tape rumor popping up every now and again, so hearing he has a problem isn’t crazy shocking.
The fact that everyone in the family has known that Joe has been struggling with addiction and they chose to put career over family, while disgusting, is sadly not shocking now a days.? With stars still losing their battles, as recently as this summer with Cory Monteith, it is really disturbing to see this kind of selfish shit.
With their tour only days away, Joe finally gave his family a big ‘fuck you’ right back and quit the band.? Instead of just admitting the truth, the media machine that is the Jonas family is trying to spin the reasons for this.? Creative differences has been thrown around.? Rumors of a rift due to musical preference are much easier to sweep under the rug than a rift due to two of the brothers being selfish pricks toward their struggling middle brother.? The shitty ticket sales and fact that most people don’t give a flying fuck about the Jonas Brothers are also major reasons, but shhh- Daddy Jonas doesn’t want to accept the truth.? Admitting his kids are no longer the big deal they used to be means Daddy might have to get a real job again and not mooch off his sons, and that is just some shit he is not going to accept.
Some are saying Joe has entered rehab, others are saying he is going to be.? Jonas was seen walking around with a well known addiction specialist who one helped Joe’s ex, fellow Disney alum, Demi Lovato, so hopefully he is trying to put his health first.? If the family does finally admit that Joe needs help, it sadly will probably be spun in a way that will make them the most money and make them out to be the most loving caring family ever.? Some cheesy People magazine cover, with the brothers giving puppy dog sad eyes and a headline like “Family comes first, always.”
Suzy says
To even mention Disney in this article as being a coincidental problem, is kind of like saying, some actors who made films with Universal Pictures have shown to have problems later on in life… Three of them ended up in rehab… But what about the actors who worked for Paramount Pictures? No issues? Must be the production company you work for that sets the tone for your personal and career choices….