Jennifer Love Hewitt was a blubbering wreck, on the verge of destroying her career by not weighing next-to-nothing.
Fortunately, the girl saw sense and has shed that disgusting weight that was – both figuratively and literally – holding her down. Yes, friends, Jennifer Love Hewitt has gone and lost 18 pounds, after those photos appeared of her last year when she looked normal.
Obviously when we say ‘normal’ it’s meant by our standards – if we were judging by the usual Hollywood standards then you could take it to mean ‘foul, disgusting and haggish, really fat and unworthy of ever working on anything – film, TV or even radio – ever again’.
Because apparently that’s what we consider ‘normal’ is to these people.
It was around November of last year when these evil, disgusting photos emerged – around the time Jennifer had confirmed her engagement to a man who did some voice overs in Call of Duty 2. She was pictured frolicking around in a bikini, in some water, without a size 0 waist.
This was, apparently, tantamount to a war crime. The holocaust had nothing on her hips. The world of showbiz news went (quite literally) insane, but Jennie Loving Hew stuck to her guns, telling people:
“I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.”
The newly-appointed crusader for moral weight-related justice went on:
“A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family, and like all women out there should, I love my body.”
After thankfully making it clear that she knew how much she had disgusted us all with her blubberous behind by acknowledging she ‘knew what she looked like’, she finished by saying:
“To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.”
Which obviously made us all vomit everywhere straight away, as the sheer thought of someone that didn’t look like a carbon copy of a stick insect brings the bile rushing up faster than we could ever hope to keep it down.
But Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t seem to be a woman that stands by her words, and instead it looks as if she feels that the world of the celebrity press can dictate to her how she should live her life. Appearing in some new photoshoots in some crap that’s printed, she opened up on losing 18 pounds, bringing herself back down to the stupidly skinny way she’s supposed to be. According to magazines and a moronic public.
Speaking to the press, her personal trainer responsible for making her acceptable to the human eye once more said these words:
“With her, it’s not, ‘I want to look good in that dress’. She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better. [Jennifer] told me, ‘They said some rude, mean things, but that’s not why I wanted to change’.”
Actually, we don’t believe that. Hecklerspray believes the reason Jennifer Love Hewitt lost the weight is because of that exact reason – because some “rude”, “mean” things were said. She felt the pressure that comes with being judged by a press and public that have only ever seen you as the size 0 commodity that you are to them, and as soon as you do something with your own body that you want to do, they jump on you.
But hey, who are we to complain? As long as she still has cracking norks.
Dawn says
Why 18 pound? why not round it off to 20 pounds?
Austin says
Good for you Jennifer! You look great.
Jeannie says
Why not loose weight? I be she is healthier and it is, surely, makeing her feel great. Stop being mean and get over it.
CD says
I don’t care who you are, or what you weigh. To scrutinize this young woman for being a size two over a zero is simply wrong. It’s just like my girlfriend always complaining about her Italian hips and being over weight when she is only 4’10 and 87 pounds.
If we took a picture of every one in Hollywood, that was not touched-up or air-brushed, we would find a lot of things that would be considered out of the norm. But wake up people, Hollywood is not normal. It never has been, and it never will be. They spend more money on their cosmetic surgery, than their educations.
It’s a fact of life, that everything will one day head south on those very expensive bodies of theirs. Demi Moore’s face will look as haggish as Goldie Hawn’s. Pamela’ Andersons attributes will start to diminish, as did Michael Jackson’s. They’ll find something wrong with botox, telling everyone that it has a cancer causing agent, but then, the people will still buy into pointless renovations for their already worn out bodies. The makeup that is essential to the everyday lives of the people of Hollywood, will start to loose its effect to make ugly girls pretty (google Hillary Duff no makeup or visit: http://www.womenrepublic.co.uk/entertainment/makeup/hilary_duff.htm)
My point is that ordinary people are the ones who are affected by the bad behavior, and poor examples set by onscreen, and off screen behavior. By telling your readers that a size two is fat, you’re telling a size six, she’s obese. Thus causing irreversible damage to the psychological development of girls between 6 and 25. By publishing smut such as the article written above, writers in the overly influential positions they hold are no better than those they choose to berate, degrade and humiliate.
Good grief says
What does this say to all the girls that she gave the “To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.” speech to? Was she in danger of losing her job on “Ghost Whisperer” or did Hollywood get to her?
judy says
Is this the same girl who does the Hanes commericals, because if it is she looked great with weight on her, and if it is not the same person, then all women would look great if they looked like the one in Hanes Ad,
lala says
yes it is the woman on the hanes commercials.
john says
What the FUCK is a “Nork?”