Bad luck perverts – just when you were getting around to thinking that there was something arousing about Jamie Lynn Spears being a pregnant schoolgirl, she goes and lets you down.
No, Jamie Lynn Spears hasn't given birth, instead she's passed her high school equivalency GED exam. So, freed up from the stigma attached to being a pregnant schoolgirl, Jamie Lynn Spears can now stretch out her horizons and become the plain old pregnant non-schoolgirl teenage strumpet with a bleak regret-filled future that she's always longed to be.
Congratulations Jamie Lynn. Live the dream.
Everything's going just dandy for the Spears clan at the moment, wouldn't you say? First Britney Spears gets to see her kids again and now it's revealed that Jamie Lynne Spears has passed her GED exam – if Lynne Spears somehow manages to go back in time and make sure that she never got pregnant with either of her disappointing children to begin with then the family will have its hat-trick.
But, anyway, this is about Jamie-Lynn Spears. Despite having an unborn baby growing inside her that – if our grasp of pregnancy is right – does nothing but scream foul-mouthed orders at her and chews on her spinal cord whenever she disobeys them, Jamie Lynn Spears has passed her GED exam, as People reports:
The Zoey 101 star passed her high school equivalency exam about a month ago – scoring particularly well on reading comprehension – and is looking to take the ACT college entrance test, the friend says. "She's already got her diploma," according to the friend. "She wants to take her ACT. She's not wasting any time. People don't know her. When she gets something in her head, she'll make it happen. Everybody is so supportive of her."
Interesting how this is basically a news story that marvels at the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears can read, isn't it. Anyway, now that high school is out of the way, Jamie Lynn Spears is able to go ahead and try for college – but not until she's decided on a course to enrol on. Will she take the degree in Pretending That You Wanted The Baby All Along Even Though You Secretly Resent It For Stealing Away Your Youth Forever, or will it be something more like Media Studies? Who knows!
The important thing is that Jamie Lynn Spears soaks up this moment because, as someone educated to high school level, Jamie Lynn has now become the intellectual of the Spears family. And now she can look forward to being the go-to gal whenever any of her relatives have a difficult question they can't answer, like 'What's 14 multiplied by four?' and 'Me leg ouch. Why me leg ouch?'
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Sherry Shepherd says
I think you’re being very mean saying “if Lynne Spears somehow manages to go back in time and make sure that she never got pregnant with either of her disappointing children to begin with then the family will have its hat-trick.”
I don’t know if you’re a parent or not but parent’s love their children unconditionally and everyone makes mistakes…but not everyones mistakes are thrown in their faces on tv and in every magazine you see. First off it’s only your opinion that the children are disappointing.
They’re kids who made mistakes but they have also brought a lot of happiness and joy to other people thru their singing and acting. People need to stop talking about all their faults and give them some praise and comforting words. How would you feel if it were your child? I don’t agree with how the mistakes they made but I’m not here to judge them, I haven’t had to live in their shoes or have the public constantly in my face.
Give the girls a break.. let them learn from their mistakes and let them grow up to be happy adults.
mst3kster says
Yeah, let’s praise Jamie Lynn for spreading her legs wide open and getting pregnant at 16, and praise Britney for being a can’t control her life – attention whore.
Great role models for the demography that adore them.
On a personal note, not all parents’ love is unconditional.
euclid says
In fact, unconditional love, like Truth, Beauty, and Justice,
as an abstract concept toward which we might aspire,
not a day to day reality for billions, as SS implies.
But why split heirs. I reconsider.
SS is right. We should all bask under the radiant unconditional love
of our Rainbow Pony protectors, our selfless doting Dream Kingdom parents,
our poor unappreciated, misunderstood martyr progenitors.
Or we could try to accept reality… or is the mirror too foggy for some?
mst3kster says
euclid, how good you are at always type the truth, yet you continually leave me rolling on the floor in laughter.