And by privies we mean laundry.
Say the name Michael Moore and you'll get a variety of reactions depending on how the name was used.
If its used in a shouting comparison-type way, a listener might run quickly to the gym for a several hour treadmill workout. If its used in a 'My dad's name is Michael Moore' sort of way, it could result in multiple playground beatings and subsequent hospital visits.
Funny thing, those hospital visits actually brings us around to what we're talking about today, and it all ties in to Moore's movie Sicko. It seems in France if you're ill enough the government will actually send you slaves of a sort to wash your clothes. Inspired by the French, if you are a republican and you go to see Moore's latest flick, you can win a chance to have him come into your home and act as your French slave – in a laundry-like way.
What a contest!
Are you tired of the way your Sunday shirts always come out of the dryer all covered in soap clumps? Are you embarrassed by the brown-nature of your inner underpants? If either of these ring true then you need Michael Moore – the director of such films as the Youtube sensation Sicko and we think the original Parent Trap.
You read that right, occasional Cuba-visitor Mr. Michael Moore will take a long enough break from BF-ing the United States government to come into your house and wash your clothes. Its a promotional thing for his newest movie, and its the only thing in the history of the world to have ever been inspired by France. According to Moore's own website:
"Can you imagine someone from the government coming to your home to help you with the laundry?
Well, they do it in France and if you enter the contest this weekend you will have the chance to win the same treatment for a Republican friend of yours from Michael Moore himself!
GRAND PRIZE:
A randomly chosen Republican (submitted by one of you) will be selected to have Michael Moore come to their home and personally wash their laundry!"
Sorry Democrats, Green Partiers and Whigs, this contest is for Repubs only. Now hecklerspray doesn't want to see the rest of you go away glum and down-trodden, so we're opening a contest just for you. One lucky winner will be selected from the first five thousand commenters below to win a pearl-handled back scratcher of your choice, and the chance to have a giant pickle hand fed to you by Stuart Heritage himself.
Quickly now, as His Lordship Heritage is quite busy.
Read More:
Have Michael Moore Wash Your Laundry! – Examiner.com
Leslie says
Does the winner have to provide room and board for His Lordship? I saw a refrigerator box on the corner and need to call dibs on it soon.
Anne says
now THAT’s a competition! Where do i sign?