As we mentioned yesterday, we’re going to be Twittering the BAFTAs red carpet on Sunday, live from the BAFTAs red carpet direct to hecklerspray via phone.
And that means two things – firstly, you need to be here between 3pm and 6pm for a succession of 140-character updates on who’s wearing what, who’s given us the stink-eye and, most likely, how unbelievably cold we are.
And secondly, we want you to tell us what questions we should ask the stars. How much of a tit does Kate Winslet plan to make of herself this time? How many dog testicles can Mickey Rourke fit into his mouth at a time? That sort of thing. If they’re good enough – and we don’t completely brick it beforehand – we’ll ask as many of them as we can.
OK, now go crazy.
shooty* says
F**king hell. Seriously? You’re asking for suggestions of things to ask Sean Penn, Mickey Rourke and Christian Bale?
I’m racking my brains for something Team America related that Sean Penn might like… Something about Eye-Rack (Iraq) and gum drop smiles.
I reckon Robert Downey Jnr’d probably be quite fun. Perhaps you could collar him and ask him to help you grill some of the others.
Hey, you could always ask Heath Ledger about… oh… no, never mind.
Canuck says
Ask Brad what Bafta stands for and why it is Orange. Then ask him if he liked German beer and if he tried to dissuade Angelina from wearing her dress backwards the other day. And boy, how about those SNL sketches lately?
Mickey and Downey… how does making a comeback after being out in the cold change your perspective of Hollywood? Then ask them to stop bullshitting and give us the cynics version, lol
And if you talk to Mickey, we’re totally rooting for him in our household, are glad to see him back and were blown away by The Wrestler. And we’re glad he didn’t permanently self-destruct. We’d love to see him in a film with Depardieu.
Kate, nothing to really ask her, but I’m rooting for her to win something. Maybe ask her if she is wearing something to ward off the evil eye, as it seems someone else in the running is pretty good at it. Wait! The blue dress, I just figured out why she wore that colour, OMG!
megan says
just walk in front of christian bale while he’s giving another interview. he’d probably react in a calm and civilised way.
Matthew Laidlow says
Just try and ask someone to mention Hecklerspray during a speech. Or when pretending to clap the winner, get them to scream “I blame ruddy Hecklerspray”.
Alison says
Could you ask Michael Cera out for me? I realise I’m about 7 years older than him and he’ll probably say no…but could you just do it anyway? Oooh and could you please ask Penelope Cruz if there are any co-stars she hasn’t done it with…ummmm and if Sean Penn actually turns up ask him what the hell he’s doing there… so many questions but not so many with any real journalistic integrity (apart from the first one, obviously).