When Halle Berry broke up with Gabriel Aubrey, it’s fair to say that not a lot of people actually cared.
We didn’t. We were happy for her. Her new-found romantic freedom meant that Halle Berry had plenty of time to go around making horrible films that no right-minded human being would ever watch in a million years. And, really, isn’t that what she does best?
However, Halle Berry seems to think that everybody on Earth was personally affected by the failure of her last serious relationship. And that’s why she’s opened up to Vogue about the split, revealing her anger at the lies written about her in the press. No, we didn’t realise that she’d been mentioned in the press either. Oh well. Hopefully Halle Berry can get this out of her system and go back to making more awful films for us to ignore. That’s what she’s good at, after all.
Halle Berry is a woman who collects plaudits with ease. Oscar-winner. Bond girl. Maker of the worst post-Oscar career choices in cinematic history. Crappest-ever Catwoman. The list goes on. And the latest plaudit that Halle Berry has earned is ‘romantic nincompoop’.
Halle’s love-life is littered with catastrophe. When her first marriage ended in the 1990s, Halle Berry considered suicide. When her second marriage ended last decade, it was rumoured to be because her husband was a sex addict. But then Halle Berry found love with a French Canadian model called Gabriel Aubrey and everything looked hunky dory.
Except that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey split up earlier this year, in a move that spread ripples of unending apathy around the world. But now, finally, about three months after those who even knew about the split had forgotten about the split, Halle Berry is finally ready to open her heart about the split. Brace yourself. The Hollywood Reporter, um, reports:
In Vogue’s September issue, the 44-year-old Oscar-winning actress, mother and cover girl was candid in her first formal interview in three years. “By the time [the breakup] hit the papers — full of rumors and lies, with people having to make up problems between us — Gabriel and I had long dealt with it. We were done,” she said. “And we were on a good foot.”
So that’s that. Halle Berry split up with some bloke ages ago, and now she’s reiterating it in a magazine. Sorry to anyone who read the headline and thought this might be a story about some dildos.
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fred says
Who the hell do you think you are Stu?
obviously you are interested in Berry otherwise you would have NOT taken the time to write about her and bash her.
You don’t like her movies? DON”T watch them!
you don’t like Berry as a human being;PLEASE make sure to change the channel when she is on
you sound bitter;angry and envious Stu.
Berry has enough money to hire you and your entire family to clean her house stupid IDIOT!
lilywhite says
Oh, for the love of God.
Have you even LOOKED at the rest of this site?
Woman says
Seriously, it is obvious that you care. I bet you are a racist ranter! Halle Berry can do whatever she wants to be happy. If you do not like it – ignore it and do not write about it. Shameful of you
Astrid says
Agree with the others. You obviously cared enough to take the time to write this little article. And you do sound like a bit of a jerk.