Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is apparently a really nice guy. Him and some of his nerdy mates have pledged to give all their stupidly vast fortunes away to noble causes either during their lifetimes or after their death.
Presumably this is so we all forget all the data and privacy problems Facebook has been plagued with recently, plus the way Zuckerberg was portrayed as the world's biggest bell-end in David Fincher?s film, The Social Network.
Bill Gates, the lord of the geeks and former one man bank came up with the scheme to get the obscenely wealthy to say they?ll give their billions away at some point down the line to benefit the less fortunate, with his wife Melinda and some fella named Warren Buffett (who we're reliably informed is some sort of investment banker, you know, like Chris Bates from the Apprentice).
But we here at Hecklerspray still won't forgive him for that bloody paperclip, no-matter how many copies of the Big Issue he buys.
Naturally, the news that Mark Zuckerberg is pledging to give all his cash away to the needy isn't something you'd traditionally expect people to take the mickey out of, but we aren't a traditional blog.
Zuckerberg recently rolled out a new Facebook page design, which for once didn't result in all 500 million members joining groups called, ?GET FACEBOOK TO CHANGE BACK, THE NEW LAYOUT IS CRAP!!!11ONE112!? He's also been on a bit of a PR trail following the release of The Social Network, doing more interviews and public appearances, portraying himself as just a nice guy, albeit a nice guy whose bank statements has more zeros than a list of X-Factor contestants.
Now, we're not suggesting that Saint Zuckerberg is resorting to the cheap tactic of making a sizeable charity donation in order to raise his public profile. But let's face it, he probably is.
Maybe we should all go back to Myspace, at least Tom was our friend.
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PEDRO ODAFE says
I am proud of you Mark Zuckerberg that at your age you are able to affect the lifes of people all over the world
Tom J says
I am proud of you Mark Zuckerberg that at your age you are able to so effectively market yourself and improve your public image through an unsubstantiated pledge to undefined “noble causes”.
newbedave says
MARK ZUCKERBERG give away money NO he is throwing it away in a THOUGHTLESS way with no indicative direction
zuckerberg its not the money that motivates you and its not facebook its the thief of facebook you STOLE the name facebook you STOLE the idea and the CONCEPT facebook and it is this that motivates you THIS is you zuckerberg concealing the TRUTH and you are following a psychological profile of a THIEF this is you MARK ZUCKERBERG
Cookie Monster says
So, erm, I guess that I have to see The Movie known as The Social Network (truth be upon it) to understand your comment, newbedave. Damn that Mark guy, he stole something, I suppose. Damn him, I’m told. Damn him to eternal riches!
Too much punctionion? Not enough capital letters?