Thanks to your hideous face and your tremendous amount of chins, there’s a good chance you’ve spend many hours trying to make your Facebook profile pictures look half decent.
You continually try to fool people into thinking you're actually good looking. Or funny. Or popular. hecklerspray knows your pain. Collectively, we look like the contents of a melted doll factory.
And so, in what is clearly an advertorial where you can win stuff, why not put all that time and effort into good use and get free stuff from Uncle Sony?
Sony are prepared to give away a load of their lovely NEX-5 cameras in exchange for your hideous face.
No, they don’t want you to cut it off and post it in a jiffy bag, but rather, upload your wonderfully crafted Facebook profile photo.
The Profile Hero competition allows you to upload your picture into one of 5 different categories, or all of them if you really think your picture is that special.
However, it isn’t as simple as that. You have to collect votes to win, with the highest-ranked picture in each category winning an NEX-5 camera (worth ?549) each week.
The NEX-5 is designed for people who want something better than a standard compact digital camera but don’t want a gigantic SLR which will make them look like a hipster. It’s worth pointing out that the quality of snaps is pretty much up there with the latter.
If the thought of a free camera isn't enough to get you going, the picture with the most votes at the end of the 4-week Profile Hero competition wins a luxury trip for 2 to Rome, plus an extra NEX-5 camera for the winner?s holiday pal, which is nice isn’t it?
The categories are pretty much what you'd expect, with chances for family pics, sporty pics, solo pics, travel pics and party pics. Presumably, anyone displaying a pouty, duck-face snap from a night out will be roundly mocked by all concerned. If not, they should.
The competition runs for 4 weeks, so you have plenty of time to crop and chop your profile pic collection into winning shape. Or make you look even vaguely human.
shenoyjoseph says
is he is man or woman ?
Tom J says
What’s a “Facebook”?
mobiletracker says
it ‘s big women?????