We're just going to come out and say it: we want DMX to be our friend. Our lives are boring and dull, and we'd imagine that DMX could turn something as mundane as going curtain shopping into a rollercoaster of mind-shredding excitement.
It certainly seems that way, since recently DMX managed to turn something as mundane as sitting in a car outside a nightclub into an adventure of epic proportions. So epic, in fact, was DMX's adventure, that he ended up getting hit with a misdemeanor citation by a couple of policemen. True, the adventure revolved mostly around a gun that DMX had on him for some reason, but still…
DMX is by far the most entertaining rapper we've ever come across. You can keep your Eminems with their elaborate wordplay and your Kanye Wests with their genre-pushing orchestral production, when it comes to rappers we want two things; 1) an angry man howling "I smell pussy!" at the top of his voice roughly once every six or seven seconds regardless of his surroundings, and 2) lots of arrests for really petty stuff. And DMX fits that bill right down to the ground.
Most recently, you'll remember DMX getting arrested in Heathrow Airport because he apparently got really shitty with everyone when he was asked to put his seatbelt on. And prior to that, God love him, DMX was let off on a conditional discharge for crashing his car into an airport carpark, then getting out and telling everyone it was OK because he was in the FBI.
But that's not enough for DMX. DMX loves trouble. And pussy. But mostly trouble. Last week, DMX was in Scottsdale, Arizona, where he didn't really do too much – you know, just sitting outside a nightclub in his car. Playing with a gun. While the police were watching him.
According to the police, officers watched DMX as he took a gun from a holster and placed it under the front seat of his convertible. Officers then issued DMX a misdemeanor citation for not having a permit to conceal the weapon. Whatever happens next is down to DMX, although we're mostly certain it will involve a car, a gun, an aeroplane, some dogs and a highly offended vicar. Oh, and some pussy.
Read more:
DMX Cited For Carrying Concealed Gun – MSNBC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Brad says
Classic DMX behavior. I actually like the guy as a rapper and some of his movies are great if you just want to veg out for 2 hours. It sounds a little like he’s spend a little too much time with Steven Seagal, who also carries a gun with him everywhere he goes. A CCW permit would probably go along way for the guy, but he’ll never get one because of his record.
Gun Holster says
What is it with famous rappers getting caught with guns. Can’t they afford bodyguards? Even T.I. got busted for federal gun crimes.