America is feeling very, very patriotic at the moment as they unify in memory over the events of 9/11, when some planes went and killed a load of people. Horrifying stuff, not least for the pointless memories of those on twitter saying “I remember watching it on TV”
And America is jumpy enough at the moment. First off, the American Army declared war on Soulja Boy after he said they were rubbish… and now, they’ve got Cyndi Lauper to invade too.
That’s because Lauper did the worst thing imaginable. She got the words wrong to the American National Anthem. As well you know, messing with the Star Spangled Banner, or indeed, mocking the bit of cloth that is their flag, is punishable by death.
Cyndi was part of a 9/11 memorial at some stupid sporting event and crooned The Star Spangled Banner following a moment of silence for victims of the terrorist attacks.
Alas, getting the words wrong, she may as well have squatted over a soldier’s helmet and defecated into it while setting fire to a box filled with American flags.
The evil, malicious Lauper sang;
“O’er the ramparts we watched, as our flag was still streaming.”
Any fool know that it should be:
“O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.”
Of course, earlier this year, Christina Aguilera was sentenced to death via firing squad for fluffing her lines from the US Anthem at the Super Bowl.
Lauper will now be taken to The Hague for a war crime trial where it is expected that John McCain will lift his arms above his head for the first time in a decade to bludgeon Lauper to death with a paving slab.
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Bobby says
Her head looks so old!