Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
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September 19th, 2008 at 17:00 by Chris Laverty
Folded:
- Kasteel Cru (spiffy champagne yeast beer, if you can find it)
- President Hollywood (catch Monday’s repeat on BBC4; this is a worthwhile look at the correlation between real life American presidents and those in the movies. Unsurprisingly The West Wing features heavily)
- The return of The Fonejacker (whom we interviewed here)
- Eva Mendes (doesn’t piss us off for some reason)
- 21 on DVD (a load of old tosh you can happily watch on a rainy Saturday evening with your dog and a bag of Chipsticks)
Creased:
- The current spate of Orange cinema promos (first Rob Lowe’s, now Angelica Huston’s – the next one better feature Matt Le Blanc flogging All the Queen’s Men 2: Dragkirk)
- Bring Back Star Wars (fat Bungle JLC talks to unemployed cast members and touches his man boobs – for an hour and forty minutes!!!)
- The Sex Education Show (a close up vagina [not just the dust jacket] before 9.00 pm and a busty lady strapping herself into a corset; passable edutainment for those who didn’t grow up watching Eurotrash we suppose)
- Jam packed replacement bus services for The Tube (smelly)
- CelebAir (can’t wait for CelebCattlebanging, it’s on TMF next year)
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September 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Well sure “Kasteel Cru (spiffy champagne yeast beer, if you can find it)” But really, it’s a bitza!
And it’s only a 5.2%. Down here in Tasmania, with the local brewery in sight of my window, we spit such euro-trash-beer in the gutters.
Try a Cascade “Pale Ale” at 5.5% (and it uses the purest water in the world, locally grown hops, a special yeast that’s been developed over 100yrs and local grains)
And best of all I can tell when a fresh batch is on the way from the heavenly smells, wafting down the valley.
September 20th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I’ve never tried your Cascade, but can whole heartedly recommend Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Plus the label doesn’t clash with my linen shirt.
September 20th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Don’t think I suck’n up but I’ll give that a go if I can get it…
There’s a song doing the rounds, lyrics being “Sierra, I’m going to drink you dry” so, nice touch