Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
The first lot good; the second not so good.
Folded:
- Hannah Sandling (beyond cute cutie)
- Dark Beige (Mathew Clifton’s very funny Onion-esque blog. Start petitioning the BBC for ‘Dimewatch’ right now)
- Old Skool R&B (perfect for the hot weather we don’t currently have)
- The Happening (why does everyone hate this? Because everyone tells them to)
- GTA IV Does The Naked Gun (inspired)
Creased:
- Matthew McConaughey (remember when this guy had a promising career back in 1996? Long time ago)
- Zezi (Channel 4’s latest: a fat bird with an attitude)
- George Lamb (friend of Zezi: bow tie, grey, needs a haircut)
- Opticians (they force you to have another eye test every couple of months just to get some contact lenses. And guess what? Your prescription hasn’t changed in the slightest!!)
- Useless Royal Mail (don’t post anything that you want to arrive on time or, actually, anything you want to arrive at all)
Sorry to say Chris but The Happening was a terrible film. The cinema was actually laughing at how stupid it was towards the end. My review should be up this evening or tomorrow but everything about it was bad. The only positive point is that M. Night can get suspence out of anything (That tree swing was freaky!). On a side note: Can I get your e-mail address Chris, I wouldn’t mind asking you a question if thats alright. (You can email it to me at daveyscarb@hotmail.com)
Ooh! Ooh! Me too! Can I have your actual address? I don’t want to ask you anything, just perch on your windowsill wanking.
Can I watch?
I don’t know about that, Wham. It’s a long way up.