The top and the bottom.
Folded:
- The sun (hello old friend)
- Firing two off The Apprentice (and righty so, though if Alan could hurry up and sack that fat dump truck bird who bitches about everybody that would be fine too)
- Pjanoo by Pryda (dance like it’s 1992)
- Mila Kunis (fugly as Meg in Family Guy, lightening bolt stunning as Rachel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
- Iron Man (what were we expecting? Something better? Perhaps, but it still pushes most of the right buttons until Indy)
Creased:
- Cadbury’s ‘Trucks’ ad (they look like toys, but they’re actually real vehicles – quick, give us some chocolate now!!!)
- Face cake (apparently popular in America. Here we just call it cake)
- Estelle dancing (watch the video with Kanye West, because she really can’t)
- Raiders of the Lost Ark on BBC1 last week in pan & scan (not even some tiny black bars? It’s not like we don’t all own big TVs now anyway)
- “Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does†(eight months on and it still isn’t funny)
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ooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy ggggggggooooooooooooddd! i thought that about estelle the first time i saw that vid. shes so awkward in it! (not that i could do any better)
Only old people clap their hands when dancing. Head bobbing is not much to be proud of either.
hahahhahahahhahahahaah! estelle!!!! her dancing is so atrocious–thanks for sharing a good laugh.
God, you’re such a slut Chris: “Hi I’m carmela…” (and you’re cheap too!)
I’m not cheap – if I have some Tic–Tacs, I’ll always offer them round. You can pay me later.
Chris kindly picks out the green Tic-Tacs for me with chopsticks. He’s got six shiny gold stars and is set to win employee of the month again for services to sweets.