Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
May 9th, 2008 at 17:00 by Chris Laverty
The top and the bottom.
Folded:
- The sun (hello old friend)
- Firing two off The Apprentice (and righty so, though if Alan could hurry up and sack that fat dump truck bird who bitches about everybody that would be fine too)
- Pjanoo by Pryda (dance like it’s 1992)
- Mila Kunis (fugly as Meg in Family Guy, lightening bolt stunning as Rachel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
- Iron Man (what were we expecting? Something better? Perhaps, but it still pushes most of the right buttons until Indy)
Creased:
- Cadbury’s ‘Trucks’ ad (they look like toys, but they’re actually real vehicles – quick, give us some chocolate now!!!)
- Face cake (apparently popular in America. Here we just call it cake)
- Estelle dancing (watch the video with Kanye West, because she really can’t)
- Raiders of the Lost Ark on BBC1 last week in pan & scan (not even some tiny black bars? It’s not like we don’t all own big TVs now anyway)
- “Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does” (eight months on and it still isn’t funny)
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May 9th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
ooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy ggggggggooooooooooooddd! i thought that about estelle the first time i saw that vid. shes so awkward in it! (not that i could do any better)
May 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Only old people clap their hands when dancing. Head bobbing is not much to be proud of either.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
hahahhahahahhahahahaah! estelle!!!! her dancing is so atrocious–thanks for sharing a good laugh.
May 11th, 2008 at 9:03 am
God, you’re such a slut Chris: “Hi I’m carmela…” (and you’re cheap too!)
May 11th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I’m not cheap - if I have some Tic–Tacs, I’ll always offer them round. You can pay me later.
May 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Chris kindly picks out the green Tic-Tacs for me with chopsticks. He’s got six shiny gold stars and is set to win employee of the month again for services to sweets.