Britney Spears has been offered the chance to play nutjob Blanche DuBois in an upcoming London stage play of Tennessee Williams’ A Streetcar Named Desire.
You may be wondering why on earth anyone in their right mind would deem Britney Spears an appropriate figure to take on the role of one of America’s all time great femme fatales but, before you get carried away with that thought, just stop to consider a few things:
First of all, Blanche, as all over 50s and film students know, comes from a small town in Mississippi. And where does Britney come from? That’s right; a small town in Mississippi.
Blanche is eventually exposed as an alcoholic, and Britney too has been found out to be dependent on a drug or two .
And, as if that wasn't enough, later on in the story Blanche has a nervous breakdown and is shipped off to a mental hospital.
Not so sure about yourself anymore, are you dear reader? Suddenly it becomes all too apparent why someone might deem the girl suitable.
There is one potent misnomer though, which is that when Blanche looks upon the vicious, working-class, alpha-male that is Stanley Kowalski, she sees nothing but a hideous ‘ape’, and tries but fails to fight off his sexual advances. Whereas Britney…
A source close to the production said of Miss Spears:
"She has poise, timing and real flair. We’d wanted her for Blanche because even though she’s technically too young to play her, who else could embody this fallen southern belle so well? She’s living out the story, so to harness that on stage would be amazing for an audience to see – and cathartic for Britney too."
Maybe you’re right, Mr ‘close source to the production’, but perhaps instead of trying to find therapy in humiliating herself night after night in front of the boos and hisses of the baying-for-her-blood British theatre-going public, she could just have a lie down and a cup of tea?
It’s just a thought.
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Becca says
First off, she is actually from Kentwood, Louisiana. Street Car Named Desire is a fantastic book and I am sure Britney could do a great job, but honestly I don’t think it will happen. I think movies are more her style… not a stage play. Blanche… Britney… who knows.
Caz says
Let’s hope that Britters can keep off the STELLAAAAAAA!
Fave says
Um, is she going to do the play with a british accent? Just curious since the role of that is a southern belle. I do not see this happening!! Live performances, night after night. No, even the though is frightening!!!