Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split?

Now, we’re intelligent people - we know that anything written in tabloid magazines should be taken with a pinch of sal… Holy crap! It says here in NW magazine that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split up!

Could this be true? Has Brad Pitt walked out on Angelina Jolie mere weeks before their baby is born? Is Brad Pitt going to leave Angelina Jolie to raise their baby single-handedly? Will Jennifer Aniston maintain her vow of silence now that she knows things are rocky between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? How many more times can we mention Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in this paragraph? And, more importantly, does anyone actually care about any of this stuff?

We knew that things weren’t going amazingly for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - that Brad Pitt apparently hates living in Paris and that the couple have had more wedding no-shows
than we’ve had hot dinners, but now things have reportedly taken a turn
for the worse, if NW magazine is to be believed. Which is probably
shouldn’t. According to NW, Brad Pitt has walked out on Angelina Jolie:

Insiders
say endless arguments over Ange’s inability to commit to a wedding date
finally pushed Brad into leaving. “Brad and Ange have been fighting
like cat and dog,” reveals a source.
“Over where to have the baby, over whether Angelina should continue to
fly and also over her thinness. However, the issue that finally led to
Brad’s dramatic exit was Ange’s refusal to marry him.

And
we thought that Brad Pitt was just in a bad mood because his new house
smells of cabbages. Star magazine seems to back NW’s Brad and Angelina
split story. A source has told the magazine that Angelina Jolie has
kicked Brad Pitt onto the sofa, which has caused even more arguments:

“They could even split before their baby is born. From what Brad has said, the arguments have been intense in the
last few weeks… the two big issues have been Brad’s desire to return to
Los Angeles - and Angelina’s lack of common sense.”   

How
true is this split story? Well, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have
apparently shacked up together in Namibia for the birth of their child,
so probably not very.

We can’t pretend we’re not relieved. After all, Jessica Simpson copying Angelina Jolie by wanting to adopt is one thing, but Angelina Jolie copying Jessica Simpson by ending a relationship is something else entirely.

Read more:

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt : Breakup Before Baby? - Bosh 

[story by Stuart Heritage]