Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
For the most part skeptics claim theories of alien visitation are way off because there’s very little credible scientific evidence that it exists. If several of the ETs were to, say, put on a burlesque chow in downtown Manhattan – then maybe 1 or 2% more of the skeptics may be swayed. Until then though, we’ll just have to settle for mummified alien bodies to prove a point – like the one allegedly stored somewhere in the Andes mountains.
Let us just say that this alien body smells a bit like the Bigfoot corpse owned by a couple of wienies a few years back. You remember that, don’t you – they had the concrete evidence stored in a secret freezer they wouldn’t let anybody see. Remember how that ended? It ended with a gorilla suit.
So maybe this dead alien is a shaved gorilla suit. We haven’t really looked into it, and we probably never will because the state department has denied us a passport over 600 times. You know has looked into it though (more than us anyway) – Phantoms and Monsters. And this is what they say:
“A computer video file appeared anonymously on the internet on 2007, claims that a UFO crashed in the Peruvian Andes in January 1974 in front of many witnesses. The video briefly shows an old wooden trunk in a shack containing what resembles a naked and degraded humanoid corpse which is claimed to have been recovered by the locals on the spot of UFO crash before the military silenced the incident. The video, lacking any other information, promises revelations to come about this. The final text screen says: “Very soon, you will see the complete report with exclusive images. Be ready.””
Hecklerspray is pretty lazy today. So lazy, in fact, that we’re typing this with one finger while our other nine are groggily swinging in little hammocks. Because we’re so lazy – we’re not going to tell you anything else about the weird alien body. We will post the three videos though, so you know, here you go:
jenyffer says
In the video part 3…first few scenes of the alien showings…why do his hollow eyes, seem a bit squinty? then the scenes following afterwards the size of the eyes are a regular round shape? wt?
James says
Looks like a child with macrencephaly to me. There’s nothing alien about it.
Norman Dale says
Looks like it’s made of clay