Massively unsympathetic squinty-eyed failed solo artist, pretend hard-man and member of Blue Lee Ryan has had a busy weekend of failed chat-up lines, starting ridiculous feuds with other boy-bands and then unreservedly apologising for the whole thing like a great big girl?s blouse.
The absurd prancing marionette recently informed a listless world of his thoughts regarding the current music scene:
“It’s been so boring without Blue. All that X Factor b*llocks. F**k X Factor. All they say is ‘Oh, we’re from The X Factor, we’re so boring’. X Factor c***s. Bands like The Wanted are so dull. Don’t worry, Blue are back now,” according to some dreary free newspaper.