Alanis Morissette Has a Thing Growing Inside Her Womb

Alanis Morissette once sang a song called Ironic filled with non-ironic events. Was that the ultimate slice of irony or was she being thick? We’ve never been able to work it out. However, one thing that has been worked out is that if Alanis opens her legs and lets a man stick his wonk in her enough, she’ll get pregnant.

And that’s the news. Alanis Morissette is reportedly pregnant.

According to Us Weekly, God According To Kevin Smith, revealed her baby news in its ’25 Things You Don’t Know About Me’ section.

The feature allows celebrities to share information about themselves with the readers… mostly insulting boring stuff that makes you wish you’d never learned to read… however, the magazine reports that Morissette wrote, “I am pregnant” as her final point.

What a strange way to announce it to the world (unless, of course, she’s taking the piss).

The star also claimed in point six that the “smartest thing” she has ever done is marry her husband. She has yet to comment on the report or reveal any further details about the pregnancy.

If you’re wondering, Morissette married someone called Souleye (real name, Mandrake Plitkin-Droobheimer)

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