No two families are the same; they're all differently-woven webs of reliance, dependence, unconditional love and occasional feigned excitement over disappointing Christmas presents. But, even though they are all different, all families are special.
And the special-est family belongs to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Sure, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family may not have the deep unshakable bonds that a family only creates with years and years of work and devotion, but – boy oh boy – are they ever beautiful! In fact, the family of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been named the most beautiful family in the entire world.
Better luck next year, uglies.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have their flaws – like all their rubbishy films, the constant split rumours and the whole thing where they annoyed Jennifer Aniston, but they'll always have their incredible, luminous beauty. So beautiful are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in fact, that People Magazine has voted them the World's Most Beautiful Family.
Screaming about how beautiful the family of Brad Pitt and heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie are from the front cover of a magazine probably isn't going to help the couple's constant demands for privacy, but that isn't stopping People, which is running its annual Most Beautiful People issue.
The family of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, adopted children Maddox and Zahara and the unborn Jolie-Pitt child were chosen by People not only for their physical appearance, but also for their constant humanitarian work, like Brad's plans to rebuilt New Orleans and Angelina's education phone call with Gordon Brown. Bizarrely, the person chosen by People to comment on Angelina Jolie's beauty was none other than cack-handed "someone please call 911," former Fugee Wyclef, who said:
"She looks most beautiful when she's in the field – natural, no makeup, nothing. Because (then) you see Angelina, the angel. It doesn't get any better than that."
You see – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are beautiful on the inside and the outside. But mainly the outside. Other names on the People Most Beautiful list included Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Seacrest and Eva Longoria, who was possibly added to the list just to make her shut up about her pubes for a second.
[story by Stuart Heritage]