10 – Here’s an endurance test. Can you make it past 10 seconds? Because we pissing well can’t…
9 – Alvin & The Chipmunks vs drugs. Drugs win – Videogum
8 – Ooh! Ghostbusters III stuff! Already! – Fanboy
7 – Because this is the internet, here’s a video of some people hurting themselves – Funnyordie
6 – The perils of online chat, a short play – Burbia
5 – RIP the LaserDisc. But, hey, say hi to Betamax in heaven for us, won’t you – Akihabara
4 – An incredible list of classic cartoons that ‘they’ don’t want you to see – Cracked
3 – 50 nightmarish animal paintings. For you – Bestweekever
2 – And now, the world’s best example of a Scrappy-Doo omission – Toplessrobot
1 – We want this man to present the news – I Am Bored
Shooty* says
I got to 2 minutes 17 seconds. She hadn’t got them out by that point, so I gave up.
HT says
Thanks a FUCKBUNCH. Unlike you, I couldn’t stop watching on account of morbid fascination. Now I have to go look at 2 Girls 1 Cup again to cleanse my soul. Hurrumph.
David Scarborough says
And I thought I was brave by making it to 1minute!
magnetite says
47 seconds, but of course there’s no ‘STOP DOWNLOADING THIS FOR GOD’S SAKE!’ button on Youtube, so even though I clicked pause it finished loading just in case I changed my fucking mind.
If I wanted to look at mad floating pixie heads, I’d go rooting for those special mushrooms again. A hallucinatory trip still ‘loads in’ much like a Youtube video, but you can at least distract yourself by peeling a potato with a dessert spoon or picturing your mates as Thundercats characters. It’s like clicking away to another site – but for the brain.
And yes, in case you were wondering, seeing your girlfriend’s brother-in-law morph into Mumm-Ra just as he wanders in from the kitchen eating a Twix is bastard terrifying, but not half as bad as that elf thing you’ve captured in that little box up there.
Stabby McGee says
You read sxephil as well then, Stu?