WEBTHUMP! Friday 16 January 2009
10 – Here’s an endurance test. Can you make it past 10 seconds? Because we pissing well can’t…
9 - Alvin & The Chipmunks vs drugs. Drugs win – Videogum
8 - Ooh! Ghostbusters III stuff! Already! - Fanboy
7 - Because this is the internet, here’s a video of some people hurting themselves - Funnyordie
6 – The perils of online chat, a short play – Burbia
5 - RIP the LaserDisc. But, hey, say hi to Betamax in heaven for us, won’t you – Akihabara
4 - An incredible list of classic cartoons that ‘they’ don’t want you to see - Cracked
3 - 50 nightmarish animal paintings. For you – Bestweekever
2 – And now, the world’s best example of a Scrappy-Doo omission – Toplessrobot
1 - We want this man to present the news – I Am Bored
I got to 2 minutes 17 seconds. She hadn’t got them out by that point, so I gave up.
Thanks a FUCKBUNCH. Unlike you, I couldn’t stop watching on account of morbid fascination. Now I have to go look at 2 Girls 1 Cup again to cleanse my soul. Hurrumph.
And I thought I was brave by making it to 1minute!
47 seconds, but of course there’s no ‘STOP DOWNLOADING THIS FOR GOD’S SAKE!’ button on Youtube, so even though I clicked pause it finished loading just in case I changed my fucking mind.
If I wanted to look at mad floating pixie heads, I’d go rooting for those special mushrooms again. A hallucinatory trip still ‘loads in’ much like a Youtube video, but you can at least distract yourself by peeling a potato with a dessert spoon or picturing your mates as Thundercats characters. It’s like clicking away to another site – but for the brain.
And yes, in case you were wondering, seeing your girlfriend’s brother-in-law morph into Mumm-Ra just as he wanders in from the kitchen eating a Twix is bastard terrifying, but not half as bad as that elf thing you’ve captured in that little box up there.
You read sxephil as well then, Stu?