Believe in space determining your everyday activities? Do you believe that, up there in that cold dead sky, there’s magic floating around which will give you good or bad luck?
You’re in luck!
That’s because our resident star-fiddler, Joanna Bolouri has been looking at her charts, gazing blankly at the night sky and translating it all into your fortunes. That’s right. hecklerspray horoscopes are all yours. Let us see how your week is going to turn out.