Last night’s American Idol was shocking for one reason. Yes, Matt Giraud’s gone. Yes Adam Lambert was in the bottom two.
But that’s not it. We’re talking about the fact that, on last night’s American Idol, we discovered that Taylor Hicks isn’t dead. Not only that, but Taylor Hicks also hasn’t fallen into such a state of destitute poverty that he’s had to harvest his internal organs to Russian gangsters for food. Talk about a shock.
However, Matt Giraud left American Idol last night, knowing that he’ll never even be as popular as Taylor Hicks. Fate’s a sod sometimes.