Rihanna and Chris Brown are just like Romeo And Juliet – alright, half Romeo And Juliet and half Kickboxer 2.
But that’s not the point. The point is that Rihanna and Chris Brown’s love can’t be halted – not by media intrusion, not by tabloid speculation, not by Chris Brown allegedly going berserk, repeatedly punching Rihanna in the face and then choking her into unconsciousness because she discovered he was cheating on her.
And now that Rihanna and Chris Brown are apparently back together, guess how Rihanna’s family are reacting. Are they thrilled or overjoyed or a little bit arsed off? You’ll never guess.