Apparently my Toyota Corolla is a goddamn time machine, because I drove home from work a half an hour ago and now it would seem that I’m in the late-90’s as I’m watching “The X-Files” and writing about Monica fucking Lewinsky. Thanks to the queen of fucking everything (Beyonce), Monica is back in popular culture. Oh good, just what everyone wanted.
Monica Lewinsky wrote an essay for June’s Vanity Fair, and in it she talks about everything from her affair with Bill Clinton to Beyonce mentioning her in “Partition”. She also does something incredibly stupid in her essay: she corrects Beyonce. Girl, you in trouble now!