We’ve literally been on the edge of our seats waiting for Max Payne because, in our estimation, it might just be the perfect movie.
True, Max Payne might be a videogame adaptation, but that’s not all. And true, Max Payne might be an adaptation of a videogame that we never really heard of, but that’s not all. Max Payne is an adaptation of a videogame that we never really heard of starring the bloke from The Happening. Perfect.
And we’re not the only ones who think so, obviously, because Max Payne is number one at the weekend box office, even beating Oliver Stone‘s new George Bush movie. To be fair, one of those movies is an opportunistic flick about a braindead lunk responsible for countless deaths, but the other one’s Max Payne so what can you do?